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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1208 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 25 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
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