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NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

SpinelessNebbercracker

accident, animated film, broken spine, children’s movie, cleaned off, climbing down, constance, danger, Fall, haunted house, Horror, injury, monster house, Mr. Nebbercracker, preventing, rescue, spine injury, SpinelessNebbercracker, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9323
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	881

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!

TikTokBodyImageDisaster

body image, body positivity, body shaming, content moderation, Eating disorders, flagged content, harmful content, harmful effects, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, negative impact, online safety, platform responsibility, self esteem, social media, social media influence, tiktok, TikTokBodyImageDisaster, video consumption, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

so, like, u know how tiktok can mess with ur head, right? well, this server is like the opposite of that! here, u can build ur own world and be whoever u want to be without worrying about what other ppl think. no toxic vibes here, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have the most insane events like, once a month we have a giant pig race where u can win diamonds and stuff. so, like, join us and leave all that tiktok drama behind. u won’t regret it, i swear!

Prosper SMP: The Server Where Everyone Forgets Square & Curly Braces! 1.21! Age 16+ Only!

age, Anarchy, braces, build projects, clowns, Community, Curly, dedicated players, discord server, FORGETS, Friendly, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, Join, Mature, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Square, Vanilla, Variety of Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
Do all members need to join the discord server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

BabyBiz Minecraft Server

adult baby, adult baby economy, BabyBiz, business opportunities, Community, Demand, Economy, Entrepreneurship, fetish, growth potential, Investment, Lifestyle, market research, Minecraft, niche market, online marketplaces, products, revenue streams, Roleplay, Server, Services, social media marketing, Supply

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	5183
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into the adult baby economy! That’s right, we’ve got a whole world dedicated to adult babies and their unique needs. From giant diaper factories to pacifier mines, you’ll never run out of ways to make a profit in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diaper Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of enchanted diapers. Will you be brave enough to face the Diaper Dragon and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey into the wild and wacky world of the adult baby economy! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP

50k, Agreement, Capped, Commitment, Deal, finances, financial limitations, gf, GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP, Girlfriend, LIMITATIONS, MONEY, net worth, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, restrictions, Value, wealth, WORTH..

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Crops Grown:	8695	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5198
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

NoRoom4USorry

apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold and callous, Communication, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, graduate student, lack of response, last minute, long distance, Moving, Négotiation, new chapter, NoRoom4USorry, PhD program, power dynamics, Relocation, renting, roommate, Time management, unprofessional

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a graduate student trying to find housing? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the story of this poor landlord dealing with a flaky tenant.

Join us for the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next! Will your house suddenly disappear like this student’s housing opportunity? Will you be left hanging like the unanswered texts? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the chaos for yourself.

Who needs a PhD program when you can navigate the drama of our Minecraft server? Come join us and see if you can survive the twists and turns of our virtual world. Just remember to communicate with your fellow players, or you might end up like this unfortunate landlord, feeling cold and callous.

CashFlowCraft SMP

achieving goals, CashFlowCraft, dream career, dream job, exploring passions, financial freedom, following dreams, fulfilling aspirations, living without limits, living without restrictions, living without worry, luxury lifestyle, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, pursuing dreams, pursuing happiness, pursuing interests, smp, ultimate freedom, unlimited opportunities, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

If money wasn’t a problem, I’d be living it up on the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Picture this: a land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers throw wild parties every night. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragon-riding pigs, building castles out of enchanted cheese, and riding llamas into battle against evil bunnies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyTelepathy

Collective consciousness, Communication, compassion, Connection, Consciousness, CraftyTelepathy, Empathy, Global, Humanity, long tail tags, love, mental connection, Message, mind reading, telepathic communication, telepathy, Thoughts, Understanding, Unity, world peace

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on earth right now, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and let’s create a world where llamas rule and dancing creepers are the norm!

MetalCraftALS-Killers

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Blood, death, Diagnosis, environmental factors, health, heavy metals, Medical research, MetalCraftALSKillers, metals, mortality, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, public health, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, University of Michigan, URINE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5421	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Towns Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!

The Dark Fries: Greasy Edition

client side mods, Dark, Discord, Edition, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Fries, greasy, Lag-free, Memory Leak Fix, minecraft server, Minimum Map, Modded minecraft, ModernFix, Modpack, Other, Performance Mods, Revivenode, server performance, server release, simple voice chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Witherstorm, Xaeros Worldmap

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Enchantments Applied:	160	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

The Dark Skies Modded Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List:

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server before release?

A: No, the server is currently in development and will be open to players at release.
Q: Are there any banned mods or plugins?

A: The only minimap allowed on our server is Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition.
Q: How can I stay updated on server news?

A: Join our Discord server at the provided link for all updates and announcements.

Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

The Dark Skies Modded Server

Mod List:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server before release?

Q: Are there any banned mods or plugins?

Q: How can I stay updated on server news?