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RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	3139

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crops Grown:	2984
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	310896
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, Alban Knox, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, fulgur ovid, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, shu yamino, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine with Nijisanji EN VTubers like they’re your blocky besties! We’ve got LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth, and more!

Imagine building a castle with Petra Gurin or going on a mining adventure with Rosemi Lovelock. Ethyria is the place to be for all your magical Minecraft needs, while Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – those VTubers are like the Avengers of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a teamup schedule so you can game with your favorite VTubers, and a website to watch streams together like a virtual sleepover. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky fun begin! Just remember to ignore the trolls – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time.

ParodyCraft Minecraft Server

comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film genre, film genre analysis, film genre discussion, film genre evolution, film genre parody, film genre trends, Film history, film industry, film trends, Minecraft, movie genre, movie industry, parody film, parody genre, ParodyCraft, satire, Server, tv genre

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old parody films that just don’t hit the mark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created the ultimate parody film experience! Join us for a wild ride through hilarious parodies of all your favorite movies, from “The Blockbuster” to “Craft Wars: The Ender Game.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blockbuster Awards, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous parody film of them all. Will you take home the coveted Golden Creeper trophy?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous parody film fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Argument, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication skills, Confrontation, emotional response, humor, humor boundaries, humor in relationships, joke interpretation, menstrual cycle, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive joke, Period, PMs, relationship, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7829
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!

FlightCraft Minecraft Server

airline disruption, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber disruption, cyber incident, Cyber Security, data breach, data security, digital disruption, Financial, flightcraft, global cyber outage, grounds flights, hits media, internet outage, IT outage, Minecraft, network failure, network security, Server, Technology, technology failure, Telecoms

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

so like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that literally takes down the whole world? well, this is the place for u, my dude. we got so much power that we caused a global cyber outage that grounded flights, messed up media, financial stuff, and even telecoms. like, we’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but way cooler. join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be lit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next world domination move. come join us before the FBI shuts us down, lol.