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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1182 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 631459 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 64 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.