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BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3213	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Star Shards Collected:	176
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	990

Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	623
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	199
Votes:	1856	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4199	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.