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CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, beloved classic, cinematic gem, cinematic masterpiece, classic film, comfort film, Enduring Love, favorite movie, film fanatic, film obsession, movie addiction, movie buff, movie marathon, movie night, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, never get tired, repeat viewing, Rewatchable, timeless favorite, ultimate favorite, watch over and over

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connections, Crafting, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FamCraft, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, influence, interactions, long-term relationships, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Social Skills, Support, Trust, upbringing, VALUES, Views

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

abrupt increase, Arctic, Arctic regions, Arctic wildfires, Blaze, carbon emissions, climate change, climate impact, climate science, ecosystem disturbance, environmental change, global warming, Nature Communications, net carbon uptake, Panic, Permafrost, permafrost regions, permafrost thawing, projected thawing, rapid thawing, research, subarctic regions, terrestrial carbon uptake, Wildfires

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, age restrictions, collaborations, comfort, Communication, CONTENT, coziness, Cubica, existing players, Immersion, minecraft world, paid server, Private, Second season, Server, Streamers, toxic-free, Vanilla, Waiting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Towns Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4599
Divine Spears Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.

There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.

Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!

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Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

Adults, application, braces, Community, console, Curly, Discord, Fabric Modpack, Farms, Gaming, id software, Minecraft, Modded, older gamers, PC, Qol, Quake, Redstone, Server, server reset, Shacknews, tech mods, Usa, Vanilla, Website, World Render

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Server Name	Shacknews Minecraft SMP
Server Type	PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods
Server Version	Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack
Reset Frequency	Typically once a year

Overview

The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: How often is the world reset?

A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Clear All Cathy, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, sinner, Steam, Target Extraction, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and Target Extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect mind-bending puzzles, epic battles, and spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness.

Don’t forget to read up on all your EGO and Sinner info, check out our useful resources and general guide, and join our countdown to the next mind-blowing event.

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

Alliance, Argent Dawn, EU, Fantasy Game, Gaming Community, guildGLOBO FOMO, guildNerub Silkweaving Forum, Land, laughs, lolm, Minecraft, mmorpg, mobs, Moon Guard, multiplayer, NA, online gaming, role-playing game, smp, Sorrowdark Edition, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft invite, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	168
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation

annoyance, apartment, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyCraft, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Confronting, Crap, disagreement, family, living room, personal space, relationships, Respect, roommates, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	523	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be kicked out for no reason? Join our server and never worry about being asked to leave a virtual living room again! Our server is so massive, you can lay on a virtual couch without anyone bothering you. Plus, we have a special “annoying brother” protection policy in place, so you can game in peace. Join now and never question your thought process again!

SelfCareCraft SMP

Examples, Exercise, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, physical health, Relaxation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, SelfCareCraft, Sleep, smp, Stress Management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Votes:	6074	Enchantments Applied:	204
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!