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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2579 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1101 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS