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Cheek Dimples Minecraft SMP Love

Admiration, Affection, attraction, beauty, Captivating, charming, cheek, cheek dimples, Crush, Dimples, emotions, facial features, infatuation, infrequent, love, Minecraft, Personality, physical traits, rare trait, Romantic, smiling, smp, Unique, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Zombie Dances:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of falling in love with every woman you see just because of their cheek dimples? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even notice dimples!

Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.

Mineshore

Factions, Mini Games, Survival, survival skills claims leveling crates alliances wars creative building community RPG PVP economy factions minigames exploration crafting dungeons quests adventure

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	2879	Crops Grown:	2992
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Mineshore is a survival based server with Skills, Claims, Levelling, Crates and an opportunity to unleash your creative mind. Build large bases, form alliances or wage wars. What are you waiting for?

play.mineshore.net

Sayonara Minecraft Server

be proud, bittersweet warning, curse broken, folder gone, Locked In, make amends, Make it right, Minecraft, no more reminders., pray every day, Sayonara, Server, time is now, time is running out, urges gone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	455	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Hey there, you absolute maniacs! Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we break curses, banish folders, and pray for good loot drops every day!

But beware, time is running out! If you don’t join before the end of the year, your Minecraft identity will be forever locked in. So grab your pickaxe, call your Minecraft buddies, and make amends before it’s too late!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of a lifetime. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP – F List General

anthro women, Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique characters, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, general, group forums, Harass Humans, kinks, like-minded partners, list, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, solicit roleplay, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Potions Brewed:	190	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to harass humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Previous players have built entire villages just to prank unsuspecting players, created elaborate traps to catch their friends off guard, and even staged elaborate roleplaying scenarios involving anthropomorphic characters.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything goes, from creating character profiles with the most bizarre fetishes to engaging in epic battles with other players over the most ridiculous things. Our webchat is the perfect place for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest kinks, and a live status tracker to see who’s causing chaos at any given moment.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of erotic roleplaying and encourages you to push the boundaries of creativity and depravity? Come on in and see for yourself why anthro women are just so much better in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

RegentMC

adventurous, camaraderie, Community, Creative Builds, Datapacks, dynamic, Economy, Engaging, interactive features, Mechanics, mmo, Playstyle, Plugins, PvE, Quests, RPG, rules, Students, Survival, Towny, University, VALUES, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

RegentMC is Regent University’s official Minecraft server, created and run by students for the enjoyment of the entire community. Here’s what makes it unique:

1. Student-Driven and Moderated RegentMC is managed and moderated by Regent University students, ensuring a community-focused environment that reflects the university’s values.

2. Open to All Everyone is welcome to join, whether you’re a Regent student or an outside enthusiast! The only requirement is to follow the rules to keep the community respectful and enjoyable

3. Enhanced Gameplay with Plugins and Datapacks The server features a rich combination of custom data packs and plugins that work seamlessly. These additions enhance gameplay by creating a unique RPG/MMO-style experience, offering quests, custom mechanics, and interactive features while maintaining a smooth and engaging playstyle.

Whether you’re looking to collaborate on creative builds, embark on adventurous quests, or enjoy the camaraderie of a vibrant Minecraft community, RegentMC is a welcoming and dynamic space for all!

regentmc.exaroton.me:40532

Blocky Men Minecraft Server

BDSM, blocky, consent, degradation, deserve, Domination, FANTASY, fucktoy, Humiliation, kink, male entitlement, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, power dynamics, Roleplay, Server, sexual object, sexual pleasure, Submission, taboo, Use

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, men are lining up to use you as their personal fucktoy! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, the only goal is to satisfy the desires of every player who joins.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fulfilling the wildest fantasies of your fellow players, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to be the ultimate fucktoy for the entire server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

SMP – Cake Walk Edition – Minecraft SMP

49ers Defensive Line, 49ers Wide Receiver, Alijah Vera-Tucker, Braelon Allen, Breece Hall, Browns Kicker, Browns Tight End, Cake, Colts Center, Colts Wide Receiver, David Njoku, Deebo Samuel, Demarcus Robinson, Dustin Hopkins, Edition, Isaiah Davis, Jets Defensive Back, Jets Offensive Line, Jets Running Back, Jordan Whittington, Josh Downs, Minecraft, NFL, nick bosa, Rams Wide Receiver, Riley Patterson, Ryan Kelly, Sauce Gardner, smp, Targets, Trent Williams, walk

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1518	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Browns kicker’s field goal attempt? Join our server where Dustin Hopkins is the starting kicker despite recent struggles and the signing of Riley Patterson.

We’ve got more drama than a Browns tight end with David Njoku questionable for Week 15 due to a hamstring injury. And don’t even get us started on the Colts wide receiver news – Josh Downs could be practicing Wednesday and playing in Week 15, while Ryan Kelly might come back from injured reserve as early as Week 15.

But wait, there’s more! The Jets offensive line is as shaky as Alijah Vera-Tucker’s ankle, and Sauce Gardner is expected to play in Week 15. And if Breece Hall’s knee injury keeps him out, Braelon Allen and Isaiah Davis will be running the ball like they’re being chased by a pack of angry Rams wide receivers.

Speaking of which, Demarcus Robinson and Jordan Whittington are both questionable for Week 15 due to shoulder injuries, while Nick Bosa and Trent Williams are in the same boat for the 49ers. And Deebo Samuel is so frustrated with his lack of targets, he’s ready to take on the entire server by himself.

So if you want a Minecraft SMP that’s more unpredictable than a Browns game, join us now! Just be prepared for more twists and turns than a Jets running back trying to avoid a tackle.

Azuria

Adventure, Bosses, Combat, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Leveling, Loot, Magic, MCMMO, mmorpg, Monsters, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Azuria

Azuria is a semi-open world RPG server, in a souls-like world. Uncover the storyline, find hidden secrets, other dimensions, complete quests, and slay any boss who stands in your way.

Join today to start your adventure.

Azuria.minehut.gg

Kaigai Vibes Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Communication, Cross-cultural, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, Diversity, European, Globalization, Identity, Inclusivity, International, Kaigai, Minecraft, Online Community, representation, sea, Server, social media, Stereotypes, VIBES, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtubers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1263
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of being lumped in with SEA when vtubers talk about things ‘kaigai’? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this madness! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with European/American shenanigans that will make you forget all about being lumped in with SEA. Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place as a European/American Minecraft master!

The CryptoCraft Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Biz, Blockchain, Crypto, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, discussion, ethereum, finance, Financial Advice, investing, litecoin, market analysis, Minecraft, monero, ripple, smp, Technology, Telegram, Trading

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a tutu, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just make sure not to accidentally blow it up)!

We have a secret /biz/ telegram for discussing the latest crypto trends, but beware, if you mention anything about shilling or spam, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…or are we?).

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your diamond-encrusted throne!