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Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

Awards, best of the year, community chat, Confirmed, confirmed winner, Crafty, discussion, Edition, EXCITEMENT, favorite games, game of the year, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gang, goty, hype, McCraftface, predictions, speculation, Thread, top games, video games, Wicked

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of mad scientists who have created a potion that turns all the zombies into friendly unicorns. That’s right, no more getting attacked by brain-hungry monsters!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the enchanted forest. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who guards the chest.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our dragon boss who breathes rainbow fire and shoots fireworks from its tail. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon a squad of dancing skeletons to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wicked thread gang show you a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty GOP Griefers

Benefits, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, Democracy, Economy, election, gop, Government, Griefers, hate, INEQUALITY, injustice, Labor, policy, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, TAXES, Voting, wages, Working class, Working Man

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, confession, crying, difficult situation, discomfort, Distance, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Empathy, friendship, future hopes, girl, Honesty, Minecraft, obsessed, rejection, Respect, Server, touchy, unrequited love, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Dragon Droppings

action, adaptation, Adventure, airships, Anime, binge-worthy, Dragon.., dragons, Drama, Drifting Dragons, Droppings, FANTASY, high quality, Manga, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Recommendation, review, series, sky pirates, Steampunk

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3149	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	75
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

attraction, CRUSHES, daydreaming about friends, daydreams, deep connections, Desires, dream, emotional connections, fantasies, fantasies about friends, FANTASY, forbidden love, Friends, longing, pixelated, relationships, romantic daydreams, romantic fantasies, secret crushes, secret desires, Server, TEAM, unattainable love, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4737
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7360	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

digital content, digital influencer, Forgotten, Japanese culture, Kanata, Kanatas, lost popularity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online entertainment, online fame, online presence, past fame, Realm, Server, social media, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	294
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	2040
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Towns Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7925	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!