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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4820 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 5656 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.