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CraftyCancelz
Absurd, BIZARRE, canceling plans, CraftyCancelz, Excuses, Flaky, funny, Lame, last minute, laughable, odd, peculiar, quirky, Ridiculous, silly, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unreliable, UNUSUAL, Weak
Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

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New Server IP
ArrowGuard Minecraft Server
arrow attack, ArrowGuard, attacker, crime, Defense, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, embassy guard, embassy security, fatal shooting, international incident, investigation, Israeli embassy, law enforcement, Minecraft, police officer, Protection, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, Server, Shooter, violence
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!

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New Server IP
EmbassyGuardXbowSerb
assassination attempt, Attack, breaking news, Conflict Resolution, crossbow attacker, Deadly Force, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, EmbassyGuardXbowSerb, firing bolt, foreign relations, Incident, international news, Israeli embassy guard, law enforcement, national security, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, shot dead, violence
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a real-life action movie? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, when BAM! A crossbow attacker comes out of nowhere and tries to take you down. But don’t worry, our guards are on point and will protect you at all costs. Join now for the most intense Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? Let’s gooooooo!

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New Server IP
MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition
animal health, avian influenza, biosecurity measures, bird, bird flu, cross-species transmission, dairy cattle, disease control, disease transmission, Edition, epidemic prevention, flu, H5N1 virus, infection potential, Infectious Disease, livestock industry, livestock management, milking equipment, moocraft, public health, research, viral persistence, virus stability, zoonotic disease
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience!

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New Server IP
Phyre Creative
Creative
Welcome to Phyre Creative
A creative plots Minecraft server! Earn ranks through creativity and artistic talent
> 64×64 Plots available to anyone > Higher ranks can get plots up to 256×256 > World Edit > Free build world for the highest rank
Join today and begin your building journey!
creative.phyre.uk

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New Server IP
FeudalRP 1.20.4+: Where villagers trade diamonds for dirt blocks
1.20.4, Adventures, alliances, blocks, Community, Custom, diamonds, Dirt, Economy, Events, Expansion, FeudalRP, Geopolitical, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Theme, Towny, Trade, villagers, War
FeudalRP Overview
Server Name FeudalRP
Theme Geopolitical roleplaying with a medieval theme
Features Towny, economy, PvP, alliances, war
IP Address play.feudalrp.net
Discord https://discord.gg/6mTpde8N5e
FAQ
Q: What is FeudalRP?
A: FeudalRP is a Minecraft server with a medieval-themed geopolitical roleplaying experience. Players can form nations, engage in PvP, and participate in towny and economy features.
Q: How do I join FeudalRP?
A: You can join FeudalRP by entering the IP address play.feudalrp.net in your Minecraft client.
Q: Can I create my own nation on FeudalRP?
A: Yes, players can create their own nation on FeudalRP and recruit others to join and help it expand.
Q: Is PvP allowed on FeudalRP?
A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FeudalRP, and players can engage in battles and wars with other nations.
Q: How can I communicate with other players on FeudalRP?
A: Players can communicate with each other through in-game chat as well as on the FeudalRP Discord server.

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New Server IP
BananaCraft Minecraft Server
banana bread, bananacraft, Bananas, bunch, energy boost, Fruit, healthy, high in fiber, how many bananas, how many bananas will it take, long tail tags, Minecraft, Peel, potassium, potassium benefits, potassium rich, potassium source, Server, smoothie ingredient, snack, Tropical, vitamin C, Yellow
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is bananas…literally! That’s right, we only accept payment in the form of bananas. The more bananas you offer, the higher your rank will be!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Banana King, who will challenge you to banana-themed mini-games and quests. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Banana King in a banana eating contest, you will be granted access to the secret banana dimension where all the rarest resources are found.
So come join us on our banana-filled adventure and see how many bananas it will take for you to become the ultimate banana warrior!

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New Server IP
CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server
BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.
Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.
Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

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New Server IP
NoNameDupesAllowed
classic, Confusing, DAUGHTER, dumb, encouraging, love, made up, name.., Naming, NoNameDupesAllowed, not telling, photoshoot, Random, reassured, sharing, SIL, Spelling, triggered, Unique, wynter
Are you tired of boring old classic names in your family? Want to spice things up with a unique and fabulous name like Wynter? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Wynter!
We have annual Wynter photoshoots, where you can show off your fabulous name in style. And don’t worry about confusing family members – we embrace the chaos and love the uniqueness of our names.
Join now and show your mother-in-law that Wynter is the coolest name around. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as an idiotic name – just epic and legendary ones!

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New Server IP
CraftyAllergy Minecraft Server
Allergies, Allergy, BIZARRE, CraftyAllergy, disbelief, genuine, Medical, Minecraft, misunderstood, reactions, redditors, Ridiculous, sensitivity, Server, strange, Symptoms, uncommon, UNUSUAL
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where everything is turned upside down!
Do you have an allergy to diamond blocks? Well, guess what, on our server diamond blocks are the key to survival! If you can’t handle the bling, then this server isn’t for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who rules over all with an iron fist…literally. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your EpiPen for those pesky diamond block allergies.

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New Server IP

Server Name	FeudalRP
Theme	Geopolitical roleplaying with a medieval theme
Features	Towny, economy, PvP, alliances, war
IP Address	play.feudalrp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/6mTpde8N5e

FeudalRP Overview

FAQ

Q: What is FeudalRP?

Q: How do I join FeudalRP?

Q: Can I create my own nation on FeudalRP?

Q: Is PvP allowed on FeudalRP?

Q: How can I communicate with other players on FeudalRP?