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HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ores Mined:	5362	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
New Chunks Explored:	586572	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Magic Items Found:	4177	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	51	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	7524
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

GenderFail Minecraft Server

athletes, boxers, boxing, Clearing, Competition, controversy, equality, Events, games, gender, Gender tests, GenderFail, inclusion, International, Minecraft, olympics, qualifications, regulations, rules, rulings, Server, sports, Testing, world championships

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga

activism, arrest, Crisis, current events, Democracy, detained, detention, Freddy Superlano, FreddyCraft, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Latin America, News, opposition leader, Party, Political, Saga, south america, Superlano, Venezuela

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!

JavaJoltCraft

adverse effects, brain health, capacity, chronic stress, coffee polyphenols, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, diet, early-life stress, hippocampus, inflammation, JavaJoltCraft, Mice, mitigate, neurogenesis, neuroinflammation, neurons, new neurons, stress effects, study, supplementing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to neuroinflammation and cognitive deficits, bro! our server is infused with coffee polyphenols that will boost your brain power and make you a minecraft master in no time!

imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.

so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?

MasterRealm: Where chaos and creativity collide…mostly chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, Chaos, collide…mostly, Creative, creativity, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, java, MasterRealm, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	263	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Master Realm – A 1.21 Vanilla Lawless Server

Features	Description
Vanilla Lawless Gameplay	Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with no rules to restrict your creativity. Build, explore, and compete in an open world!
Massive 100k World Border	Explore a vast 100,000 x 100,000 world border, giving you ample space for all your adventures.
Custom World Generation	Experience unique terrain and biomes with our custom world generation, making every corner of the world a new discovery.
Interactive Discord Integration	Stay connected with our custom Discord-to-Minecraft chat, allowing seamless communication and coordination with other players.
Custom Titles & More	Showcase your accomplishments with unique custom titles and special features.

Server Information

Server IP: 194.153.216.145:25573

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/bwUwd9b6BS

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds on the server?

A: Yes, Master Realm is a lawless server with no rules, so players are free to engage in PvP and griefing activities.

Q: Is there a limit to how far I can explore in the world?

A: The world border on Master Realm is set at 100,000 x 100,000, providing ample space for players to explore and build.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can use the integrated Discord-to-Minecraft chat feature to stay connected with other players and coordinate activities.

Q: Are there any special rewards or features for players on the server?

A: Yes, players can showcase their achievements with custom titles and enjoy other unique features provided by the server.

Pixel Pirates Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, comparison, Conclusion, conclusion analysis, Egghead, ending, epic battle, fan reactions, feelings, final arc, long-running, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Pirates, PIXEL, Plot, Popular, series, Server, shonen jump, Storyline, wano

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	133043
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	7878

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and experience a world where Egghead and Wano collide in the most epic crossover event ever seen in Minecraft history. Fight off evil egg monsters while sailing the high seas with ninja pirates – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it, there’s a talking parrot who will guide you to victory if you can solve his riddles.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Egghead vs. Wano – who will come out on top? Only you can decide!

Minecraft SMP: FinalFantasyCraft

Characters, Clusterfuck, console game, controversial, criticism, design choices, Development, FANTASY, Final Fantasy 15, FinalFantasyCraft, game design, gameplay, japanese, long tail tags, Minecraft, open world, RPG, smoking, smp, Square Enix, Story, video game, WTF

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where you never know what absurdity you’ll encounter next. From riding llamas into battle against evil chickens to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – even if it involves riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

FiancéFollyCraft

Apology, arguments, Communication, credibility, Effort, Endurance, escalation, feelings, Fiance, FiancéFollyCraft, FITNESS, hurt, hypertrophy, Logic, misunderstanding, muscle growth, Petty, relationships, Stamina, studying, Victim

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ores Mined:	4959	Dragon Eggs Found:	6747
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can settle arguments with logic and reasoning? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of debating with your fellow players over the most random topics, just like this couple arguing about muscle growth vs. stamina.

Who needs swords and pickaxes when you have the power of words to conquer your foes? Show off your debate skills and outsmart your opponents to claim victory and bragging rights. Plus, if you ever feel like things are getting too heated, just remember to take a deep breath and type out a well-thought-out response like our feisty couple here.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate logic warrior in our Minecraft server! Who knew virtual arguments could be so entertaining?

WorkplaceWackiness Minecraft SMP

anecdote, BIZARRE, crazy, Event, Experience, funny, Job, job mishap, memorable, Minecraft, odd occurrence, office, smp, Story, strange, strange encounter, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, work, work incident, Workplace, WorkplaceWackiness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or accidentally unleashed a pack of wild wolves on your unsuspecting friends during a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your craziest work stories, then look no further!

Join us on our server where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. We have epic build battles, intense treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base filled with rare loot (if you can find it, that is).

So if you’re ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry a little (from laughter, of course), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a work story that tops them all!