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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4428 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden nuggets.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!