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NieceNoShowNoPlay

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Are you tired of being taken for granted by your family? Do you need a break from babysitting duties that always end up lasting way longer than expected? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where being late is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where time has no meaning and showing up hours after you said you would is the norm. Our server is the perfect place for those who just can’t seem to stick to a schedule.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “The Great Babysitting Escape” where players must race against the clock to escape their babysitting duties before their family members return home. Will you make it in time, or will you be stuck changing diapers for eternity?

So come join us on our server where being fashionably late is the name of the game. Who needs punctuality when you have a whole world of chaos waiting for you?

HateCakeMinecraftSMP

aversion, cuisine, Culinary, dislike, distaste, Flavors, Food, hate, HateCakeMinecraftSMP, odd, picky eater, Preferences, revulsion, strange, Taste, unappetizing, uncommon, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Alien Abductions:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

FutureCraft2077

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6431
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! In 100 years, our server will be the only surviving civilization in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by mutant chickens and zombie villagers. But don’t worry, we have plenty of diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you. Plus, our server has the most epic roller coaster rides that will make you forget all about the impending doom outside. So come join us and be a part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable future!

RedstoneRubleTradeFun

arms deals, classified documents, confidential information, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government leaks, India, intelligence sharing, international trade, leaked documents, military alliance, military cooperation, RedstoneRubleTradeFun, russia, secret trade channel, security breach, strategic partnership, War equipment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	5932
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!

BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Here’s Johnny is a versatile and talented entertainer known for his captivating stage presence and unique brand of comedy. With over 10 years of experience performing at various venues and events, Here’s Johnny has made a name for himself in the entertainment industry. His quick wit, infectious energy, and ability to improvise on the spot have earned him a loyal following of fans. Whether he’s hosting a live music event, emceeing a comedy show, or performing stand-up comedy, Here’s Johnny always leaves audiences laughing and wanting more.

Infocraft

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Discover the premier server in New Zealand! Dive into a world of Custom Enchants, epic dungeons, Mega Survival challenges, and exclusive custom items. Join us TODAY and embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure!

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Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

HartAttack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!