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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Ginko’s Manga Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ores Mined:	5702	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a Ginko manga – full of mysterious creatures, strange adventures, and mind-bending twists! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while dodging giant talking mushrooms, or battling creepers that have learned kung fu from a wise old panda. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – just like Ginko never leaves a village without solving their supernatural problems!

LOLcraft: Rest in Pieces

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player from 1988 who haunts our server, offering tips and tricks from beyond the grave. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

We have insane mini-games like “Zombie Pig Jousting” where you ride on zombie pigs and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. And don’t forget about our “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump across pools of lava while being chased by flaming chickens!

But the real reason to join our server is the epic PvP battles that happen every night at the haunted castle in the sky. Fight against other players using enchanted weapons and armor, all while dodging fireballs from the ghostly guardians that protect the castle.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror as you explore our crazy world.

KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Animals Bred:	98	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Potions Brewed:	157	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6325	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	663713
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3951

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6745
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crops Grown:	7371
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!