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SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4963
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	1090
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Potions Brewed:	165	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4348	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	631	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

ambitious, Astrological Natal Chart, astrology, Billie Starkz, Compassionate, Crafty, Creative, Curious, determination, Edition, Empathetic, enthusiastic, fair-minded, freedom, Good, idealistic, independent, Intelligent, Intuitive, Minecraft, Nervous, observant, Observation, Optimistic, perceptive, Server, StarkCraft, Subtle, transformation, travel, VERBAL, warm-hearted, Willpower, wired

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!