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Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimension Hops:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	57	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Towns Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Emeralds Found:	8827	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6379	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!