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MineCraftRiseAndShine

alarm clock, Breakfast, coffee, early risers, energized, favorite part of the day, feeling refreshed, fresh start, good morning, MineCraftRiseAndShine, morning people, morning rituals, morning routine, motivation, New Day, positive start, productivity, reddit, starting the day right, sunrise, waking up

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	168
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava pool spa or challenge a fellow player to a game of chicken jousting (yes, that’s a thing here).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyCampFun

authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyCampFun, detained demonstrators, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights abuses, human rights violations, Maduro regime, Nicolas Maduro, oppressive regime, political dissent, political prisoners, political repression, protest crackdown, protest suppression, re-education camps, social unrest, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8385
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	4066	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!

MuscleSpaceAgeCraft

aging, aging process, biological research, cellular aging, cellular biology, cellular changes, Human muscle cells, microgravity effects, muscle deterioration, muscle function, muscle health, muscle regeneration, muscle tissue, MuscleSpaceAgeCraft, research, scientific study, Space, space experiments, space exploration, Space missions, Space Travel

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	197
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where human muscle cells have returned from space looking like they just had a wild party with aliens! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own spaceship, battle alien mobs, and discover new planets filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs to go to space when you can experience all the craziness right here on our server! plus, our community is out of this world (literally)! join now and let’s explore the galaxy together!

Welcome to “The Bagelverse: Now with 100% more cream cheese!”

Ars Nouveau, Bagelverse, cataclysm, Celestisynth, Cheese, Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG, Community, cream, Discord, Donations, Forge 1.16.5, Greylist, Iron’s spells, Minecraft, Modded, Mowzie’s Mobs, multiplayer experience, Origins, proximity voice chat, Simply Swords, smp, V5bRe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Cisco’s RPG Ultimate Server
Modpack Version	V5bRe
Forge Version	1.19.2
Number of Mods	Over 250

Features
Weapon Mods	Celestisynth, Simply Swords
Magic Mods	Iron’s Spells, Ars Nouveau
Boss Mods	Mowzie’s Mobs, Cataclysm
Origins, Blessings, Classes	Available upon joining
Multiplayer Experience	Optimized for best experience
Commands	/back, /home, /tpa available
Chat Integration	Discord and in-game chat
Voice Chat	Proximity chat with Simple Voice Chat
Donations	No pay-to-win, donations only
Community	Best community ever

FAQs

How can I join the Cisco’s RPG Ultimate server?

You can join by clicking this link discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW and joining the Bagelverse Discord server.

What version of the modpack and Forge does the server use?

The server uses modpack version V5bRe and Forge version 1.19.2

Are there any special features or mods on the server?

Yes, there are over 250 mods including weapon mods, magic mods, and mods that add bosses

Is the server optimized for multiplayer experience?

Yes, the modpack has been modified for the best possible multiplayer experience

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, the server does not have any pay-to-win elements. Donations are accepted

How can I communicate with other players on the server?

You can communicate through in-game chat or Discord integration

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server will have your belly bulging with laughter and excitement!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Your belly will be bulging with joy in no time!

FeudHopper Minecraft SMP

Break, Character, COMEBACK, Cycle, Drama, Entertainment, FeudHopper, gimmick, grand return, Hiatus, Minecraft, pattern, Performer, repeat, RETURN, Rivalry, short feud, showmanship, smp, Storyline, strategy, wrestling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is non-existent? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most chaotic rollercoaster ride of your Minecraft life. Our gimmick? We have a player who goes out there, starts a short feud, disappears for 6-8 months, and then makes a grand return like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant statue of themselves? Will they start a cult dedicated to potatoes? The possibilities are endless! So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right.

BabysitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, beer garden, Boundaries, camping, child-free, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, drink, family dynamics, Grandparents, impolite, in-laws, inflexible, Late, Meeting, Minecraft, night out, parenting, Server, turning down

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of in-laws who always show up late and never want to leave? Do you crave a child-free evening with your spouse without any interruptions? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with passive-aggressive messages from your spouse about meeting the in-laws at a beer garden. On our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing your plans – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper.

StepDaughterCraft: NoInheritance4U

aita, anger, child support, children, Estate, eviction risk, family, Father, financial struggle, Girlfriend, gold digger, Heartless, husband, Inheritance, neglect, NoInheritance4U, Poor, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterCraft, stepmother, Will

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the ultimate family feud adventure!

Picture this: a widow (32F) inherits a million-dollar estate from her late husband, only to be confronted by her stepdaughter (16F) who is demanding her share of the inheritance. Will the widow share the wealth or will she stand her ground? Find out on our server!

Witness the epic battle between a heartless gold digger and a neglected stepdaughter as they fight it out for their rightful share of the inheritance. Will justice prevail or will chaos reign supreme? Join now to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft saga!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the luxurious estate, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even discover a secret family feud that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join now and let the drama unfold!

StilettoCraft

avant garde, cult classic, dark comedy, Edward Scissorhands, fantasy film, Gothic Aesthetic, iconic movie, johnny depp, misunderstood artist, Misunderstood protagonist, modern adaptation, Outsider, quirky character, quirky romance, social commentary, stiletto nails, StilettoCraft, suburban life, surreal storytelling, Tim Burton, unique fashion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	840
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own edward scissorhands inspired castle with stiletto nail decorations everywhere! imagine fighting off creepers with ur sharp nails and crafting the most fabulous armor ever seen in the minecraft universe. u can even have a pet hedgehog named Edward to keep u company while u mine for diamonds. come join us for a wild and glamorous adventure unlike any other!

CovidiotsCraft: Trump’s Liberation Fiasco

Arrests, civil disobedience, covid pandemic, COVID restrictions, CovidiotsCraft, crimes, decreased adherence, Disobedience, donald trump, Fiasco, first wave, government intervention., INCREASE, Liberation, Mi, MN, pandemic response, political controversy, public health crisis, racial disparities, Trumps, VA, Whites

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Star Shards Collected:	269	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	213	Animals Bred:	99
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8272

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Donald Trump is the ruler and COVID restrictions are a thing of the past. Join our server for the ultimate freedom experience!

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy events like “Build a Wall Around Your Base” where you have to protect your precious loot from invaders. And don’t forget about our epic “COVID Party” where players compete to see who can throw the wildest virtual bash.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie versions of the three states Trump wanted to liberate. Can you survive the madness and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Who needs boring old restrictions when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crazy, baby!