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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	4719	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Votes:	8039	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7779	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

play.aegismc.net

Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	8983

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4033
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!