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Deja Vu Minecraft SMP – Anon Thoughts

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Consciousness, déjà, deja vu, déjà vu phenomenon, Dejavu, dreams, dreams interpretation, familiar situations, inexplicable events, Meaning, Memory, Minecraft, mysterious experiences, puzzling occurrences, smp, strange feelings, strange occurrences, strange sensations, Thoughts, thoughts on deja vu, uncanny experiences, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Ever get that feeling of deja vu? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be experiencing it all the time! Join us for a wild ride filled with mysterious dreams and hidden meanings. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe while building your epic base. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and embark on a journey like no other!

MomVsGFYosemiteVacay

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family expectations, Guilt, indian parents, long term girlfriend, Marriage, MomVsGFYosemiteVacay, parental approval, relationship struggles, transparency, Ultimatum, Yosemite trip

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with Indian parents who just don’t understand your long-term Mexican girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and a chance to build your dream world where cultural differences don’t matter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the pressure of family expectations and create your own rules. Build a virtual Yosemite with your GF without any ultimatums or guilt trips from mom. And hey, if your dad wants to come meet her in the game, we’ve got plenty of virtual space for a family reunion like no other!

Don’t let cultural clashes hold you back from living your best virtual life. Join our server today and show your parents that love knows no boundaries, even in the world of Minecraft!

RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

17th France, activism, American, Average, Average American, Blues, economic disparity, fellow Americans, government accountability, grassroots movement, Healthcare, healthcare reform, income inequality, INEQUALITY, inequality crisis, political corruption, Political unrest, Positive Change, protest movement, RevoltCraft, revolution, social justice, social reform, societal change, Trash, wealth, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Crops Grown:	8219
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	610
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Towns Built:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Emeralds Found:	5587	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	3847
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.