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Enigma’s Labyrinth 1.20

toxic relationships, Enigmas, Gaslighting, unhealthy love, Manipulation

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I’m talking about a place where the sheep are secretly plotting against you and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

You ever wonder if that cute little villager is actually a mastermind in disguise? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. Can you outsmart the chickens who have formed their own government?

Don’t be a square, join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft world out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

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SibBdayGiftGate – Minecraft Server

SibBdayGiftGate, friend’s house, Minecraft, birthday tradition, birthday etiquette

So, like, last week I got invited to this crazy party at my friend’s house for his kid’s birthday. And get this, they give gifts to BOTH kids so no one feels left out. I was like, what the heck do I bring for the little brat? So I show up with a gift for the birthday kid and a 6 pack for my buddy. His wife starts going on about how the other kid will feel left out, but I’m just like, nah, everyone can parent how they want, ya know? So, like, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta be cool like us and not worry about fitting in with the normies. It’s a wild ride, man.

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WeirdKidMinecraftSMP

odd, strange memory, strange childhood memory, WeirdKidMinecraftSMP, strange

Yo bros, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so insane, it’ll make your childhood memories look normal? Well, look no further than this epic SMP! We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers that tell dad jokes before they explode.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Taco Tree, where delicious tacos grow instead of leaves.

So why join this crazy SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a house out of enchanted cheese? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and make some memories that are weirder than weird!

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AllyCraft911: Never Forget!

united states, solidarity, War on Terror, Tragedy, patriotism

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the most epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even…aliens? That’s right, we have a secret alien invasion storyline that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest of players can defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, on our server, we never forget…except when it comes to our allies who helped us defeat the Diamond Dragon. But hey, who needs allies when you’ve got diamonds, am I right?

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KremlinCraft: Trump Approved!

world affairs, foreign policy, international relations, coincides, Kremlin

so, like, u know how trump is all about that foreign policy stuff, right? well, turns out, the kremlin peeps think his vision totally lines up with theirs! like, what are the odds, right?

if u wanna be part of a server where we make all the big decisions like trump and the kremlin, then u gotta join our server, cuz we’re basically like the cool kids on the block. we got all the best builds, the most epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next move.

plus, we got a kremlin spokesperson who comes on every sunday to give us the inside scoop on what’s going down in the world. it’s like having your own personal news source, but way more fun.

so come join us on the most epic minecraft server around, where trump’s foreign policy is our vision, and anything is possible. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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SurvivalCraft: Verbal Fluency Study

Predictors, episodic memory, cognitive abilities, aging, old age

So, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you live forever, man. Like, if you can talk real good, you gonna be, like, immortal or something. Forget about all them other servers, this one is gonna, like, keep you alive with your words. And, like, if you can’t talk good, well, you better start practicing or you gonna, like, die or something. So, come join us and, like, talk your way to eternal life, dude. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic and stuff.

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LilacMC

Minecraft, ADMIN, Shops, MCMMO, Friendly

Welcome to LilacMC

LilacMC is a Towny server where we aim to create a fun and welcoming community for everyone to enjoy. With exciting plugins like Towny and mcMMO, as well as custom features, our player-driven economy adds a unique twist to the gameplay experience.

Newest Feature:

Valentine’s Event 2025 & Valentine’s Elytra Race

Server IP epic.lilacmc.net (1.20.1 – 1.21.4)

Website https://lilacmc.net

Discord https://lilacmc.net/discord

FAQs

Q: What is Towny?

A: Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns with unique features like taxes, plot economies, and more.

Q: What is mcMMO?

A: mcMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft gameplay, such as leveling up skills like mining and fishing.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, the economy on LilacMC is entirely player-driven, meaning players shape the economy without admin shops.

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Crafted Legacy 1.21.2

offensive, fetishization, fat dicks, controversial, Thread

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a paradise for all the thirsty dudes out there! We got beautiful women running around, but get this – they were created just to please dumb niggers’ fat dicks! Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true for all you horn dogs out there. So come on, join the server and get ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our special ladies. You won’t regret it, bro!

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RedditWeirdo SMP

Abnormal, offbeat, outlandish, off the wall, eXtraordinary

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers dancing to dubstep! And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where all the mobs were wearing top hats and monocles, it was so fancy!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like wizards or something, because they can literally make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the sheep into unicorns! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, I once fought a player who was riding a giant chicken into battle, it was epic!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s have a blast together in this wild and crazy world of blocky adventures!

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PandemicCraft: 5 Years Later

PandemicCraft, adaptation, Impact, changes, Masks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 5 year anniversary of the COVID pandemic in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with toilet paper and hand sanitizer – because you never know when a pandemic might strike again! Plus, our virtual vaccine shots will give your character superpowers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit is lurking around, stealing all the precious rolls in sight. Will you be able to outsmart him and save the day?

So come on down to our server and relive the chaos and craziness of the past 5 years. Who knew surviving a pandemic could be this much fun in Minecraft?

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Server IP	epic.lilacmc.net (1.20.1 – 1.21.4)
Website	https://lilacmc.net
Discord	https://lilacmc.net/discord

Hardbass Music

Welcome to LilacMC

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FAQs

Q: What is Towny?

Q: What is mcMMO?

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?