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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9965 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 535 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4801 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
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