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SecretSauce Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Votes:	4938

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7369	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	3525	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Void Armor Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1449
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI tutorials, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, NeuroSwarm, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

PegCraft: Minecraft Server

Amazon position, anal play, BDSM, beginner friendly, collars, Communication, Dominant, Domination, experimentation, femdom, kink, Minecraft, PegCraft, pegging, Pleasure, restraints, role-play, Server, sex tips, strap-on, Submission, submissive, Whips

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8036
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Animals Bred:	160
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!

CraftyHomelessFriends

Best Friend, brotherhood, bullying, condition, CraftyHomelessFriends, family, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, health decline, high school, History, homelessness, job loss, medical bills, offer, RAGE, Rent, savings, Support, Trauma

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, BlockyBosses, boss from hell, career move, Confrontation, final straw, Goodbye, job satisfaction, Last Day, leaving on my terms, Minecraft, moving on, professional boundaries, Quitting, resignation, Server, standing up for myself, toxic workplace, unprofessional behavior, workplace conflict, workplace drama

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8807	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

concealed feelings, Confessions, confidential information, covert confessions, CraftyConfessions, deep secrets., forbidden thoughts, hidden desires, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost feelings, intimate details, personal revelations, private matters, private thoughts, Secrets, sensitive topics, taboo topics, undisclosed information., unspoken truths, untold stories

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7554	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6302
Votes:	6505	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ores Mined:	8933	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!