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SovietCraft Minecraft Server

brutality, captured, Conflict, eastern europe, execute, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, injustice, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, prisoners of war, russia ukraine war, Russian occupiers, Server, SovietCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian soldiers, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2471
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from da Russian occupiers like da brave Ukrainian soldiers did! Build ur own underground bunker to hide from da evil invaders and gather resources to fight back! Join forces with other players to form a resistance and take down da oppressors in epic battles! Plus, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs from ur hands cuz why not?! So come on, join dis server and show dem Russians who’s boss! #UkraineStrong #MinecraftRevolution

AquaticLand – Where Landlubbers are the Real Fish Out of Water

adaptation, aquatic animals, AquaticLand, Biodiversity, conservation, Earth, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, Evolution, Fish, habitat, humans, Land, landlubbers, Life, Marine Biology, marine life, Ocean, Plants, real, specialized environment, Underwater, Water

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIVIN’ IN DA WATER WORLD, YO! WE BE SWIMMIN’ WITH DA FISHES AND PLANTS LIKE AQUAMAN ON STEROIDS! FOR REAL, WE BE DA REAL AQUATIC MASTERS, NOT DEM LANDLUBBERS! COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA DEPTHS OF DA OCEAN, WHERE WE RULE LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS! WHO NEEDS LAND WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WATER, AMIRITE? SWIM ON OVER AND JOIN DA FUN, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T DROWN…MAYBE. 😂🐠🌊 #WATERWORLDMASTERS #SWIMMINGWITHFISHES #OCEANICLIFEFOREVER

TabletTots – Slow Response Zone

attention span, child behavior, child development, Child Psychology, cognitive delays, cognitive development., Communication Development, digital age, digital devices, early learning, educational technology, interactive devices, modern parenting, parenting challenges, response, screen addiction, screen time, Slow, tablet use, TabletTots, technology and kids, technology impact, toddler behavior, Zone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!

Caledonian SMP: Where adults play with blocks, but not square ones. Join the fun now!

1.21, Adults, blocks, Caledonian, collaboration, Contests, Datapacks, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Fun, Griefing, interactive community, java, jei, Join, minimap, optifine, Play, rules, Server Events, smp, Square, Trophy, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	85
Mines Excavated:	4626	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Caledonian SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP with some Vanillatweaks datapacks
Features	Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap
Server Events	Regular events and contests with custom trophy rewards

FAQs

1. What are the server rules?

1. Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense. 2. No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items. 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.

2. How can I join the server?

To join, join our discord and apply!

BlockMania Minecraft Server

addiction, alternative activity, asian soles, black soles, blockmania, brown soles, Exotic, fetish, foot fetish, heels, indulgence, Minecraft, open-minded, sensory experience, sensory pleasure, Server, smelling feet, sniffing, strip clubs, taboo, unique interest, wet toes, white soles

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Farms Harvested:	305	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	8647	Potions Brewed:	124

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where you can explore strip clubs in Minecraft and indulge in the aroma of sweaty stripper feet. It’s a unique experience that will leave you wanting more!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!

FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Communists, Country, deep state, Democracy, drain the swamp, Fake News Media, fascists, final battle, FinalBattle2024, freedom, Globalists, Government, Liberation, Marxists, Minecraft, patriots, political class, revolution, Server, tyrants, Villains, warmongers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	2540
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! In the year 2024, we are gearing up for the final battle against the Deep State and all their evil minions. Join us as we embark on a quest to demolish the corrupt government, kick out warmongers, and banish globalists from our virtual world.

But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.

And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!

So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!

Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

Airbnb, celebration, cleaning, college, Drama, Expense, family, Furniture, Grad, Graduation, graduation party, home, inlaws, Lake, market rate, Niece, nieces, OBLIGATION, Party, reduced rate, rental, Respect, sc, Trash, vacation, vacation home

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2566
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

CraftyLifeBeautiFul

Adventure, beauty in everyday moments, Contentment, CraftyLifeBeautiFul, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Nature, Peace, personal growth, positivity, relationships, Self Discovery, Serenity, Simplicity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT to another who only communicates in pig Latin, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Life is too short to play on boring servers, come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest place to be in Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, Destroyed, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, international news, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivCraft, military advancements, military casualties, military conflict, military defense, military intervention, military operation, military strategy, military tactics, Russian offensive forces, Ukrainian Army, war zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Orbs of Power Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy more than 90% of Russian offensive forces in Kharkiv Oblast just like the Ukrainian Army! we are the ultimate warriors of blocky destruction, crushing our enemies with pixelated power! join us and be a part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of minecraft! build, fight, and conquer with us as we take on all challengers and emerge victorious every time! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!