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ExWifeKidneyHelp Minecraft Server

bills, car payments, Empathy, ex wife, ex wife’s child, ExWifeKidneyHelp, financial struggle, gestational diabetes, house payments, husband, Job Search, kidney treatment, lack of communication, mexico, Minecraft, past relationship, placenta problems, Pregnancy, Resentment, Server, stress, tight on money, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2140	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

On our server, you can build your own virtual house just like the husband in this story built a house for his ex-wife in Mexico. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your past relationships or the shady deals you make with your exes.

Join us and experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players about their mysterious transactions, just like the OP did when she found out her husband was selling stuff from their house. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about tight finances on our server – we offer endless opportunities for virtual wealth and success. Maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between helping out your ex or facing the wrath of your pregnant partner. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is filled with drama, excitement, and plenty of opportunities for outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

MinecraftLoveQuest

anniversary, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, DATING, decision, doubts, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, love, Marriage, MinecraftLoveQuest, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, Rush, Timeline

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Votes:	3744
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the pressures of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us and build your way to happiness, without any pushy girlfriends expecting proposals after only a year of dating. Our server is proposal-free zone, so you can mine and craft in peace without the fear of being escorted out for popping the question.

Don’t let the pressure get to you, take your time to explore and enjoy the virtual world without any rush to tie the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true love in the form of a friendly creeper or a helpful villager.

So come on in and escape the drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rushing into is building the coolest pixel art creations!

WishCraft – What’s Your Dream?

dream, dream come true, genie in a bottle, granted wish, make a wish, one wish, whats, wish, wish for a better world, wish for eternal youth, wish for financial abundance, wish for happiness, wish for health, wish for inner peace, wish for love, wish for more wishes, wish for success, wish for the impossible, wish for world peace, wish fulfillment, wish upon a star, WishCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	1681	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	825
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

If your wish is to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it will make your wildest dreams come true, then look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of talking sheep who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and never take things too seriously. Trust us, once you experience the madness and mayhem of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelNipponCraft

antitrust, app dominance, Apple, Competition, consumer protection, Curb, digital economy, ENACTS, enforcement, GOOGLE, Japan, law, legislation, market control, mobile apps, monopolies, PixelNipponCraft, policy changes, Regulation, tech giants, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got this crazy rule where you can only use, like, apple and google apps, but, like, in a minecraft world. it’s like japan made a law or something, but, like, for minecraft. and, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the epicness, bro. so, like, come join and be a part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, man.

SodaSipperCraft

1 litre bottle, acceptable size, beverage choice, beverage container, carbonated drink, convenience, convenience store, daily habits, eco-friendly, hydration, on the go, portable, public drinking, refreshment, Reusable, social etiquette, social norms, Soda, soda consumption, SodaSipperCraft, thirst quencher

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and sip on 1 litre bottles of soda like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like, the biggest flex in the Minecraft world, ya know? Plus, we got this epic rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that will make you scream like a little piggy. And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So come on and join us, cuz this server is lit AF!

Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

24/7, Activity, Adventure, Beta, bta, Builds, Chaos, Discord, Evil, Grief, INACTIVE, Landons, Link, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, mom, new, northeastern United States, Pure, rules, Server, Small, smp, steal, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BTA 7.1_01
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Location	Northeastern United States
Server Status	24/7 uptime
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs BTA 7.1_01, which is a Better Than Adventure version.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Basic rules apply – no griefing, stealing, or being evil. Your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

3. Will my builds be safe on the server?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and your builds will not be lost.

Blocky Botox Minecraft Server

appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocky, body dysmorphia, body image, botox, confidence boost, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal transformation, Physical Enhancement, Plastic Surgeons, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social pressure, surgical options, Surgical Risks

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft Steve when you could be a Minecraft Chad? Join our server and say goodbye to your blocky, pixelated appearance! Our plastic surgery feature will have you looking like a diamond armor-clad warrior in no time.

Don’t be like those incels who just whine and complain – take control of your appearance and show off your new and improved look to all the players on the server. Who needs diamonds when you can have a face that shines brighter than any ore in the game?

Join us and start your transformation today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Minecraft E-Girl or E-Boy with your new look. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to level up your Minecraft experience in ways you never thought possible.

BlockyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, akane, asuna, Banners, BlockyBag, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, Events, Friends, General #5634, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Himari, hovercraft, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Karin, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, NERU, News, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, task force, The Fury of Set, Wakamo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle against Izuna in a swimsuit (yes, you read that right), Chise in a swimsuit, and Mimori in a swimsuit (because why not?). These epic battles will have you on the edge of your seat as you fight for victory and maybe even snag a swimsuit for yourself!

But that’s not all! Take part in the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate nighttime emergency meetings and face off against the Task Force in epic showdowns. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Grand Assault on Wakamo/Hovercraft with outdoor torment and light armor. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

StepdaughterStaycation

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Disney, exclusion, family dynamics, favoritism, feelings, holidays, parenting, Resentment, Siblings, StepdaughterStaycation, stepfamily, tantrums, Theme Park, Traditions, vacation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	2914
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no tantrums will be thrown – unless it’s in-game, of course! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few Disney references (sorry Amy, we love you really). Our server is perfect for families with kids who just want to have a good time without any complaints about how “boring” it is. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got plenty of virtual drama to keep you entertained!

ChicknSurfTurfCraft

budget-friendly, caesar salad, chicken, ChicknSurfTurfCraft, classic, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dressing, EASY, Food, healthy, homemade, lettuce, lunch, Meal, parmesan, poor man’s, protein, recipe, surf and turf, Tasty

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2151
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo yo yo! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is lit AF! We got chickens dat think dey Caesar salad, like what even is dat? But hey, dey make da best surf and turf in town! Join us if u wanna experience da wildest food combos in Minecraft history!

But wait, dere’s more! We got creepers dat moonwalk and skeletons dat breakdance. It’s a whole party up in here! And don’t even get me started on da villagers, dey throw da best raves in all of Minecraftia!

So come on down to dis wacky server and join da fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf, and on dis server, anything goes!