Hans-Joachim Marseille (Military Person) Minecraft Servers

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	740632	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	5824
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	8103	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	1309
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Votes:	6631
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Black Sea Fleet, challenge, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, occupation, peninsula, Politics, resistance, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggle, Ukraine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

BeachBlockMassacre

African nation, al-qaeda, Al-Shabaab, beach attack, BeachBlockMassacre, CASUALTIES, EAST AFRICA, extremist group, Killed, militant group, Mogadishu, Police, SECURITY, somali, Somalia, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	2062
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	358	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!