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Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	363
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

Join now!

Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crops Grown:	5625	Players Killed by Monsters:	3471
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

Crafty Counting Co.

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the WILDEST adventures and meet the COOLEST players in the blocky universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!

Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!

Crafty Creations: Where Your Minecraft Dreams Come True!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28
Star Shards Collected:	159	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the game you’ve been working on for years is finally finished… but then Sega comes out with a new console and it’s exclusive to that console. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blocky Heroes: Save the Day on our Epic Minecraft Server!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of blowing off faces for the sake of freedom! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, battling dragons and building INSANE structures that defy the laws of physics.

Our server is filled with WACKY characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking llama who gives out quests to a dancing pig who can breakdance like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and find out why everyone is talking about the server where faces get blown off for freedom! And who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why that one guy’s face got blown off in the first place. It’s all part of the fun on our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server!

Dad’s Epic Eats – Where the Food is Better Than the Cooks!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the dads are the ultimate chefs! Ever wondered why dads cook so fucking good, but only once a year? Well, on our server, you can experience the culinary delights of dad’s cooking every day!

Join us for a feast of delicious dishes cooked by dads who have mastered the art of grilling, baking, and BBQ. From steaks to burgers to desserts, our dads will blow your mind with their mouth-watering creations.

So why wait for that once-a-year cookout when you can indulge in dad’s amazing cooking every day on our awesome Minecraft server? Join now and feast like never before!

Crafting Yuri’s Ice Adventures

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	74	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, dancing skeletons, and zombie fashion shows. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find him.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a hidden treasure worth millions of diamonds. Will you be the lucky player to discover it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Items Found:	2841
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, things are next level crazy!

Join us if you want to experience mind-blowing adventures like riding on giant chickens, battling evil unicorns, and mining for diamonds in a volcano. And that’s just the beginning!

Our community is full of hilarious French people who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a spontaneous dance party or a surprise attack by a horde of zombie llamas.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!