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”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PrettyBoyCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, attractive, boy next door, boyish charm, charming, charming boy, charming boyish smile, charming personality, charming smile, cute, good looking, handsome, handsome face, Handsome guy, Lovely, Minecraft, pretty boy, PrettyBoyCraft, Server, SWEET, young, Youthful

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with sweaty try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is run by a pretty boy who will make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil zombie unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

So come on, join us and experience the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, on this server, diamonds are a boy’s best friend! 😜💎 #PrettyBoySwag

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

AirspaceAlert: NoIranIsrael

airspace, AirspaceAlert, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign ministers, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, NoIranIsrael, Politics, Report, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Warning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have saudi and jordanian foreign ministers telling iran to stay out of the air space when attacking israel. like wtf, who knew minecraft could be so political? come build your own air space and keep iran out with us! also, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential attacks while still mining for diamonds. trust us, it’s totally safe. so come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

BoneCraft: Telomere Trouble

BoneCraft, Telomere, Trouble

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur bones stronger? well, do i have the place for u! this server is like a magical place where ur character’s bones will become as strong as diamonds cuz we got some crazy association between osteoporosis and the rate of telomere shortening happening here.

imagine ur character running around, mining blocks and fighting mobs with bones so strong they could break obsidian with a single punch. u’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, the telomere shortening thing means ur character will age slower, so u can play on this server for like, forever.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate bone warrior. who needs diamond armor when u have bones of steel? let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Fakecraft: Where digging holes and building stuff is totally not a waste of time! 1.21

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Allowed, Bases, Bedrock Port, build battles, building, Digging, Discord, Essentialsx, FakeCraft, Griefing, Holes, home, Parkour Races, Polls, PvP battles, pvp combat, Rtp, smp, stealing, Stuff, Time, Totally, Tpa, Vanillatweaks, Waste

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Feature	Description
Datapacks	VanillaTweaks
Plugins	EssentialsX
Commands	/tpa, /home, /rtp
Community	Active and helpful
Events	Build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races
Griefing Policy	Stealing allowed, griefing not allowed
PvP	Combat is allowed

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Can I grief other players’ bases?

No, griefing other players’ bases is not allowed on our server.

What are the IP addresses for the server?

The JAVA IP is freakycraft.mynetgear.com and the BEDROCK IP is also freakycraft.mynetgear.com with the BEDROCK PORT being 19132.

Is PvP combat allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP combat is allowed on our server.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the JAVA IP or BEDROCK IP provided above.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have rules regarding griefing and stealing from bases. Please make sure to read and follow the server rules.

Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server by using the link provided above.

BauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3112
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Star Shards Collected:	191
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most paw-some Minecraft server out there, where comfy doggos roam free and rule the land! Join us for a barking good time as we explore the world of blocky adventures and build dog houses fit for a king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mococo and Fuwawa, two doggo divas who will serenade you with their enchanting songs and entertain you with their hilarious antics. You won’t find a more entertaining duo anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have exclusive baubau-related content that will have you howling with laughter. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and unleash your inner doggo spirit! Who knows, you might even become the alpha dog of the server and lead the pack to victory. Woof woof!

SMPRegionalDifferences Minecraft SMP

cultural diversity, cultural variations, Game, game content, game design, game development, game localization, Game Mechanics, gameplay variations, gaming industry, international versions, localization, long tail tags, Minecraft, regional adaptations, regional changes, regional differences, regional exclusives, regional versions, smp, SMPRegionalDifferences, video game

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Enchantments Applied:	166	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	878968
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has REGIONAL DIFFERENCES! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy biome you’ll stumble upon next. From lava-filled deserts to ice-cold tundras, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. Need help building a giant chicken statue? No problem. Want to start a llama racing league? We’ve got you covered. The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a skyblock world too).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures? Join now and find out!

BILsGFExcluded@AnnivDinner

Accommodation, anniversary dinner, awkward, BILsGFExcludedAnnivDinner, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, guest list, happy anniversary, inclusion, inside jokes, long term, misunderstandings, quiz, Recordings, relationships, sensitivity, social etiquette, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring anniversary dinners where you actually have to know the couple to enjoy the festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to include your new significant other in all the fun, even if they’ve only been around for a month!

Join us for epic quizzes that only make sense to the people involved, heartwarming wedding videos that you weren’t even a part of, and awkward moments that you’ll never forget. Who needs a traditional anniversary dinner when you can experience all the awkwardness and exclusion right from the comfort of your own virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to feel uncomfortable and left out in the most entertaining way possible. Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even leave early just like Sam and Rose did, but with a smile on your face.

CPSCraft: Parental Neglect Edition

abusive parents, child abuse, child custody, Child protection, child protective services, child welfare, CPS, CPSCraft, dysfunctional families, Edition, family dysfunction, family services, fictional characters, fictional parents, fictional stories, neglect, neglectful households, neglectful parents, Parental, parental neglect, social services, troubled families, unfit parents

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where fictional parents are so neglectful that CPS has to step in and take their kids away. Why, you ask? Because these parents are too busy playing Minecraft to take care of their virtual offspring!

But don’t worry, you won’t be stuck in a boring old orphanage. Instead, you’ll be welcomed into a loving community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and maybe even uncover the dark secrets of why these fictional parents are so neglectful.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

RadwanRageCraft

#intelligence gathering, airstrike, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, iaf, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, Radwan force, RadwanRageCraft, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, u get to be part of the IAF (Insanely Awesome Fighters) and u get to eliminate the senior Hezbollah’s Radwan force commander in Lebanon! like, how crazy is that? u get to be a total badass and take down the bad guys in the virtual world. plus, there’s like, secret missions and hidden treasures and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join this server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join the fun and let’s kick some virtual butt together!

PneumoniaCraft: Diagnose & Discharge

Accuracy, changes, clinical practice, diagnose, diagnoses, Diagnosis, discharge, entrance, findings, Healthcare, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, patient, pneumonia, PneumoniaCraft, research, Revised, study, Treatment, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	9419	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crops Grown:	3022	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing changing more than a hospital pneumonia diagnosis is the crazy adventures you’ll have! One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re battling a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick. Who knows what will happen next?! Plus, our staff is so dedicated they’ll diagnose your pneumonia faster than a hospital, guaranteed! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Get Drunk on SangriaCraft – Over 18s Only! Semi-Drunk Vanilla Server, No Sober Players Allowed!

18s, Allowed, Collaborative projects, community input, Competitions, Discord, Drunk, Events, Farms, Financials, Mario Party minigames, Mega Builds, Minecraft enthusiasts, Players, positive gaming environment, public service projects, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, SemiDrunk, Server, Sober, transparency, trivia night, tropical adventure, Vanilla, whitelist application

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8453	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Focus	Cultivating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or toxic players.
Community Focus	Transparency, community input, various events, competitions, and projects.
Whitelist Application	Join via Discord by filling out an application. More information on plugins and data packs available in Discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is SangriaCraft’s mission?	To cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or toxic players.
How does SangriaCraft prioritize transparency?	Financials are openly shared, changes are polled with 80% approval required, and community input is valued.
What kind of events does SangriaCraft host?	Events include trivia nights, Mario Party Minigames, and bi-monthly themed events.
How can I join SangriaCraft?	Join via Discord by filling out a whitelist application. More information on plugins and data packs available in Discord.
Where can I find more information about SangriaCraft?	Visit the Discord server and check out the #Applications channel for details on plugins and data packs.