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MineCraftDeadBeatDad

BETRAYAL, child support, Court, custody, drastic measures, irresponsible spending, KIDNAPPING, kids’ needs, MineCraftDeadBeatDad, Modification, neglect, Police, Protection, RAGE, vacation funds, visitation, well-being, withholding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	465
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Imagine a world where child support drama unfolds in Minecraft form. Witness the epic battle between a dad trying to protect his kids and an ex-wife splurging on vacations with her new beau. Will he withhold child support? Will she call the cops? Find out on our server!

Build your own dollar store flip flops that won’t fall apart in a day, and feast on virtual ramen noodles while your in-game kids complain about their too-small shoes. It’s a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane plot twists.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have child support drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CognitiveCraft2020

biden, challenge, cognitive assessment, cognitive test, CognitiveCraft2020, confusion, controversy, debate, Doctor, election, medical examination, Memory, mental acuity, mental health, name mix-up, Politics, presidential candidates, presidential race, Testing, trump, Trump vs Biden

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin!

GambitCraft: Cajun Crisis

cajun, Cajun heritage, Cajun population, comic book characters, comic book heroes, Crisis, cultural relevance, cultural shift, demographic changes, fictional characters, fictional superheroes, Gambit, GambitCraft, Louisiana, Louisiana culture, Louisiana demographics, Louisiana history, marvel comics, Mutant, Outdated, shrinking population, SuperHero, x-men

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GAMBIT FROM X-MEN UP IN HERE! YEAH, HE’S CHILLIN’ IN OUR PIXELATED WORLD, THROWIN’ CARDS AND DOIN’ BACKFLIPS LIKE A BOSS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT THE CAJUN POPULATION OF LOUISIANA IS SHRINKIN’ RAPIDLY. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO POPULAR THAT PEOPLE ARE LEAVIN’ THEIR HOMES JUST TO COME PLAY WITH US.

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND GAMBIT IS THE KING OF THE BLOCKS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #GAMBIT4LIFE

KIK Craft Minecraft Server

#meet new people, anyone, Chat, Community, Connect, Craft, Friends, Fun, Group Chat, group chat app, group messaging, instant messaging, Interactive, Join, kik, kik group, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile app, No Rules, ONLINE, Server, Social

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our chaotic Kik group where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

ancient anime, angel beats!, anime classic, Anime Community, anime cult favorite, anime fans, anime forgotten, anime hidden gem, anime lovers, anime must watch, anime nostalgia, anime obscure, anime old school, anime rare, anime recommendation, Anime Series, anime throwback, anime timeless, Emotional Anime, HeavenlyCraft, Minecraft, Server, underrated anime

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring to life the ancient anime classic that only the most elite weebs know about! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players banded together to defeat a horde of creepers using nothing but their pet pigs and a stack of enchanted potatoes. Or how about the time we held a cosplay contest where the winner got to ride a dragon made entirely of TNT?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive Nyan Cat Creeper and the majestic Llama Unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret hot spring where all the Endermen go to relax after a long day of teleporting around.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of this forgotten anime world!

DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

aita, bottles, brand, call us, containers, DadCraft, different version, Edition, favourite dip, green dip, hurt feelings, liquor store, mini argument, pineapple flavor, random occurrence, Raspberry, Rude, shopping list, telling dad, thought that counts, thoughtless, ungrateful, wrong thing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	8519	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

TapeAlbumTunes90s

90s music, 90s nostalgia, cassette tapes, hidden songs, Hidden Tracks, Music (Industry), music albums, music collectors, music culture, music fans, music formats, music history, music listening experience, music memories, music technology, music trends, Nostalgia, Retro Music, tape albums, TapeAlbumTunes90s, Vintage music

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	3

Do you miss the thrill of discovering hidden gems at the end of tape albums in the 90s? Well, our Minecraft server is like finding those secret songs on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, mysterious portals, and maybe even a few unexpected llama DJs spinning tunes from the underground! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and experience the nostalgia of the 90s like never before!

MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server

Anti-China, Automotive Industry, Budget, Budget Buyers, Competition, economic impact, economic policy, electric vehicles, Europe, European Market, ev, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, market dynamics, mini cooper, minicraft, price increase, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Unattractive, Uncompetitive

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	4679	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

join this epic minecraft server where we have mini coopers as mounts for all players!!! but watch out, europe’s anti-china EV tariffs have made them EXPENSIVE AF so you better join quick before the prices go up even more!!! ride around in style and show off your mini cooper to all the other players, they will be so jelly of your swaggy ride. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that has such unique and ridiculous features like this? come join us and let’s all laugh at the poor mini cooper getting hit with those crazy tariffs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!!!

ChunkyCraft: Muscle Masters

body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body size, ChunkyCraft, empowerment, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy lifting, Masters, Mobility, Muscle, muscle power, obesity, physical abilities, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, Walking, weightlifting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6083
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1

yo, u think u tough in minecraft? come join our server where we make u carry 500 pounds on ur back just to survive. it aint for the weak, only the strong survive here.

we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while being attacked by flying pigs. and if u think u can handle it, we got a secret level where u gotta fight off an army of zombie chickens armed with carrots.

if u think u got what it takes, come join us and prove urself. but beware, this server aint for the faint of heart. only the bravest players can handle the madness we got in store. so what are u waiting for? join us now and show us what u got!

RenewableCraft: Power Up!

#sustainability, clean energy, Decline, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy generation, energy policy, energy production, energy sources, energy storage, energy sustainability, Energy Transition, green energy, net energy, power, renewable energy, renewable energy systems., renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft, Systems, transitioning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, you can totally transition to renewable energy systems without, like, losing any energy, dude. it’s, like, magic or something. you can build solar panels and wind turbines and all that cool stuff without worrying about running out of energy, bro. join this server and become the ultimate renewable energy wizard, man. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary energy crystal that gives you unlimited power. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. come join us and power up your minecraft world like never before!