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Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	3573	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

Bread, Choice, decision, Economy, Europe, germany, History, inflation, Kraut, KrautCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, nationalism, PIERRE, Recovery, reparations, resilience, Server, top economies, War, Whites, wwi

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8273	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as resilient as the German economy, then look no further! Our server is like a wheelbarrow full of money – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always a wild ride. Join us and experience the thrill of losing wars, paying billions in reparations, and still coming out on top like a true kraut! Who needs Pierre when you can have bratwurst and beer on our server? Prost!

LardCraft Minecraft Server

catbox, Containment Thread, discussion, Kirsche…, lard, LardCraft, Minecraft, mp4, PCG, return of /lard/ edition, Server, thread anthem

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

CraftyPrincessServer1560

6* Ruka, Abyss Subjugation, Battle Stadium Renewal, Caravan Season 5, Clans, CraftyPrincessServer1560, Dream Park Maho, Grand Dream On Parade, Investigation x2, Kotposter Resources, new player guide, pcrg, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, rate-up banners, Resources, S.Io UE2s, S.Saren, S.Suzuna, side story, Special Dungeon, VH x2, Yokohama Cosmo World Collab

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7817	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

From Dream Park Maho Limited banners to Story Events like “Grand Dream On Parade: Jewel Rabbit and Secret Friends,” we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Exploration x2 and Battle Stadium Renewal (18 Rounds) events – they’re so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got 6* Ruka Added, a Yokohama Cosmo World Collab, and Caravan Season 5 starting soon. Plus, with S.Suzuna/S.Saren/S.Io UE2s Added and Abyss Subjugation on the horizon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VideoGameVibes Minecraft Server

cross-continental gaming, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming networks, gaming technology, gaming trends, global competition., global connectivity, global gaming, internet connectivity, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer gaming, online competition, online gaming, online gaming community, Online Multiplayer, Server, Video game culture, video games, VideoGameVibes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Items Found:	3662

Back in the ancient year of 2010, when cavemen were still figuring out how to make fire, our Minecraft server was born! Legend has it that the server was created by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who wanted to challenge humans to epic build battles underwater.

Join our server now and experience the thrill of battling against players from all corners of the globe! Swim with the dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and build the most epic underwater kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the ocean that only the bravest players can find.

So come on, dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures and epic battles await you in this watery wonderland.

Vanil.xyz – Survival 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, Community, community-driven, Creative, dynamic, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player-driven, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vanilla server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	7234
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Launched on June 4th, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla-survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4th, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a vanilla experience within the survival genre.

The server’s map features borders set at approximately 250k blocks from the spawn, resulting in a playable area of about 500k by 500k blocks. It supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for various reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people or simply to enjoy the game.

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Launched on June 4, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a basic experience within the survival genre.

The server map features defined borders at approximately 250,000 blocks from spawn, resulting in a playable area of approximately 500,000 by 500,000 blocks. Supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for a variety of reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people, or simply to enjoy the game.

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Zephyria – Where dragons steal diamonds and wizards join forces to fight over enchanted dirt.

Adventure, Classes, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, dragons, Dungeons, Enchanted, Fabric, Factions, Fight, forces, Ip:, Join, Kingdoms, Lag, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, Quests, render distances, RPG, Server, steal, Teaser Trailer, Treasures, War, Whitelist, wizards, Zephyria

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Zephyria Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Kingdoms	Join one of the 4 main kingdoms
Classes	Choose and level up your class – rogue, wizard, paladin, necromancer, etc
Quests	Embark on epic quests
War	Go to war against your enemies
Treasures	Loot amazing treasures from dungeon mods
Render Distances	Enjoy stunning render distances with Distant Horizons

FAQ

Q: When will the server be launching?

A: The server will be launching in mid June.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for the modpack link, server IP, and whitelist information: https://discord.gg/zephyria

Q: Is the server suitable for all types of PCs?

A: Yes, the server is optimized for performance even on lower-end PCs.

Q: How can I learn more about the server before joining?

A: Watch our teaser trailer here: https://youtu.be/xFpXq5W649I

Normiephobia Minecraft Server

acceptance, biology, fear, genetic determinism, genetic factors, genetic impact, genetic influence, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic potential, genetic predisposition, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, Life, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, Normiephobia, normies, Server, societal norms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies who just don’t get it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with the most elite genetics! That’s right, only the genetically superior need apply.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where your DNA determines your success. Want to be the top player on the server? Better hope you were blessed with the best genes! And don’t worry, we have plenty of genetic modification potions available for purchase in our in-game store. Because who needs hard work and skill when you have superior genetics, am I right?

So come on, join us on the most genetically exclusive Minecraft server out there. Just remember, if you’re not genetically superior, you might as well not even bother logging in. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

PrideCraft Minecraft Server: Where Your Blocks Are as Colorful as Your Pride!

acceptance, blocks, celebrate diversity, Colorful, equality, Happy Pride Day, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, pride, pride acceptance, pride awareness, pride celebration, pride community, pride empowerment, pride festivities, pride love, pride month, pride parade, pride solidarity, pride support, PrideCraft, rainbow flag, Server, source of pride

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	396787	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Happy Pride Day!! Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things fabulous and colorful! Our server is like a rainbow explosion with unicorns flying around and disco balls everywhere. Your source of pride will be building the most fabulous rainbow castle or creating the sparkliest disco dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a fabulous drag queen. So come join us and let your pride flag fly high in the pixelated sky!

EVILAND GRIF server Minecraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	3292

Come visit us and become top 1

65.21.216.251:25823

Aberrant: where even the pigs have drama and the sheep gossip!

Aberrant, art, borders, Campanion, chorus, Conflict, Contests, Croptopia, Discord, Drama, emotes, Giveaways, gossip, Gunpowder Currency, Lore, Origin, outcast, Pigs, Roleplay, Roster, SETTLEMENT, Sheep, story events, Talbot, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Aberrant SMP Overview

Features
– Roleplay and lore-focused Origins server
– Vanilla-flavored modlist including The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, and more
– Monthly Giveaways and Contests
– Themed monthly updates and player-decided votes for new origins
– Server-wide story events
– Cosmetic donator ranks
– 29+ well-balanced origins with new ones added monthly
– Open wiki with world lore
– Custom Emotes and Server Art

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Aberrant SMP?	Aberrant SMP is a Season One roleplay and lore-focused Minecraft server with a vanilla-flavored modlist and a lovely community.
What mods are included in the modlist?	The modlist includes The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many more vanilla-flavored mods.
Are there giveaways and contests?	Yes, there are monthly giveaways and contests for players to participate in.
How many origins are available?	There are 29+ well-balanced origins available, with new ones being added through voting pools every month.
Is there a wiki with world lore?	Yes, there is an open wiki full of characters and world lore that is available to all server members.
How can I join Aberrant SMP?	To join Aberrant SMP, join their Discord server and get whitelisted to start your adventure in the growing world.