handed to him – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP
astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

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Trippy Hospital Havoc
cause, drug misuse, drug-related harm, emergency department, Five years., hallucinogens, Havoc, health, Hospital, hospitalised, increased risk, ketamine, long-term effects, lsd, mdma, mortality, psilocybin, public health, research, risk of dying, study, substance use, Trippy
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!
So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!
But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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Matmeycker World Server Minecraft
banner, Do everything you want, Matmeycker, Minecraft, PEPER, Plugins, Server, SPAVN, starts.., world
Destroy the SPAVNA bunch of startsPEPERPlugins Do everything you want !!!!
Matmeyckerworld.aternos.me:39817

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PRISM SMP

Animals, Biomancy, Biomes, Candy Land, Dark World, Demons, Devil, Domestic Innovation, dragons, Horror, Horses, laptop, Lost, Misery, Modded, Monsters, Ocean, power, Prism, Rats, Scared, smp, underworld

Prism SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Prism SMP
Mods	Terralith (For biomes) Ice and Fire (Dragons, monsters, and more) SWEM (Horses galore) Alex’s Mobs (More animals) Alex’s Caves (Underworld and Candy Land) Rats Biomancy Domestic Innovation

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join https://discord.gg/dkJN3vhA and fill out the form.

Q: What kind of experience can I expect on the server?

A: Expect a dark, scary, and challenging experience with various mods that add new creatures and biomes to the game.

Q: Are all the mods compatible with each other?

A: Yes, all the mods run well together and do not require a powerful computer to run smoothly.

Epic Block Universe 1.21.3
#generous, 1.21.3, adequacy, ample, big enough, BLOCK, capacity, considerable, Dimensions, Epic, Extensive, Large, Measurement, Roomy, scale, Significant, sizable, sizable enough, SIZE, Spacious, substantial, sufficient, Universe, vast
Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF! We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection! And the mobs? Oh man, they’re so tough they make Chuck Norris look like a fluffy bunny.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a clown convention. And the builds? Let me tell you, they’re so epic they make the Pyramids of Giza look like child’s play.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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DoggoDineMC Server
accident, Argument, bathroom, Blame, chicken, coffee table, Communication, Conflict, dog, DoggoDineMC, Eating, Food, husband, misunderstanding, negligence, ownership, pet, pet behavior, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, take out
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this story? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected events and blame games!
Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly a creeper blows it up, but don’t worry, it was totally your friend’s fault for not warning you! Or how about finding a hidden treasure chest only for someone else to claim it as their own and blame you for not guarding it properly?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration to pure confusion. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have drama and chaos at every turn?
So come on over and see if you’re the real asshole in this crazy Minecraft world!

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BlockyBoys & Gals: No Creepers Allowed
Allowed, BlockyBoys, CREEPERS, discrimination, employee relations, employee rights, employee rights violation, employee support, gals, gender discrimination, hostile work environment, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, LGBTQ discrimination, professional boundaries, respect in the workplace, sexual comments, sexual harassment, work environment, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace safety
Yo, so like, have you ever been sexually harassed at your job and then forced to work with the harasser again? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.
We’ve got a community of players who will make you question your sanity, just like that creepy co-worker did to you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of “bury the hatchet” moments that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place.
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the fun never stops. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft and deal with all your problems in a virtual world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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TrumpocalypseCraft
America, China, Colonel, Competition, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global economy, influence, international relations, leadership, PLA, Politics, power struggle, strategy, SUPERPOWER, trade war, trump, TrumpocalypseCraft, US-China relations
are you tired of the same old minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure!
imagine a world where pigs can fly, zombies breakdance, and skeletons ride around on chickens like they’re in a rodeo. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a real-life unicorn for 10 minutes. yep, you heard that right. a freakin’ unicorn.
but wait, there’s more! we have a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the nether, a pet dragon that will fight by your side, and a disco party every friday night in the end dimension. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? join now and let the fun begin!

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New SMP!

Adventure, build battles, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi Vanilla SMP
Mods	Minimal mods for best gameplay
Rules	No cheating, griefing, stealing, etc.
Community	Active and looking to grow

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/WMusj5MFuS for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules against cheating, griefing, stealing, and other disruptive activities. Make sure to read the rules carefully before joining.
What makes this server different from others?	This server offers a semi vanilla experience with minimal mods, creating a smoother gameplay experience for players to enjoy.
How can I become a part of the community?	Join the server, participate in community events, and interact with other players to become an active member of the community.

Eternal Quests 1.20.5
1.20.5, Bigotry, discrimination, ETERNAL, extremism, far right, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, indoctrination, intolerance, nationalism, online hate, prejudice, Propaganda, Quests, racism, radical ideology, radicalization, social media, west society, white supremacist, Xenophobia
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy funhouse! We got players from all over the world, even Pajeet decided to check it out! And let me tell you, the far-right wing accounts on here are preaching about some wild stuff, it’s like a circus of ideas! So come on, join us and let’s explore this wacky world together!

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HubbyBlocker911
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Cultural differences, emotions, family, friendship, HubbyBlocker911, husband, Infidelity, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstanding, neighbor, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust
🌟🌈🎮 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! 🎮🌈🌟
🔥🚀🌟 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Then come join us for a crazy adventure like no other! 🌟🚀🔥
🐉🔮🌈 Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and dragons breathe fire! 🌈🔮🐉
🍕🍔🍟 We’ve got a special feature where you can order virtual pizza and burgers in-game! It’s like having a virtual food party all day, every day! 🍟🍔🍕
🚀🌈🔥 And guess what? We have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers! It’s a party you don’t want to miss! 🔥🌈🚀
🌟🎮🔮 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a magical shirt that says “ur dad is safe with me” 😂🔮🎮🌟

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