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PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crops Grown:	6234	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.

Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

Welcome to BudderCraft! Where cheaters never prosper and toxicity is buttered away! Join us for Survival, Creative Plots, Skyblock & more!

animations, badlion client, bedrock, Beta, Bots, BudderCraft, bugs, buider, BUTTERED, Cheaters, combat system, Community, Competitive modes, console users, Creative, Development Team, Discord, Economy, Features, ip address, java, Join, Network, playtest, Plots, Plugin developer, policy, Prosper, skill level, Skyblock, Specified mods, strategy, Suggestions, Survival, Tower Defense, Toxicity, Update info, Updates

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	3617	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5369	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BudderCraft
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, friendly community
IP Address	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any banned mods on the server?	Mods like Badlion Client with specified allowed mods are permitted, but all other mods are prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server required?	While not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and server info.
What happens if I’m caught cheating on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can ruin the economy and strategy of certain modes.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version releases.

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	2316	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, confusion, Connection, Crafty, desire, emotional, emotions, Fckery, feelings, Intimacy, Laid, love, Minecraft, Partnership, Passion, Physical, relationships, romance, Server, sex, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!