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No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

EffortlessCraft SMP

Effort, EffortlessCraft, low return, not valuable, not worth it, not worth the cost, not worth the energy, not worth the frustration, not worth the hassle, not worth the investment, not worth the pain, not worth the sacrifice, not worth the stress, not worth the struggle, not worth the trouble, not worth the wait, Pointless, smp, time consuming, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	344999	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

PixelPalsCraft

Appearance, attitude, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, communication skills, Confidence, ENERGY, eye contact, first impression, friendliness, intelligence, Kindness, lasting impression, listening skills, Manners, Personality, PixelPalsCraft, sense of humor, Social Skills, VIBE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to meet players who will leave a lasting impression on you, whether it’s because they built a giant statue of a chicken or because they can juggle diamonds while riding a pig. Our community is full of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and learn their secrets!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

UkraineCraft Server: RIP North Korean Soldier

border incident, captured, cross-border conflict, died, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, global news, injured, international news, Korean, military alliance, military casualties, military conflict, north, North Korea-Ukraine relations, North Korean soldier, political tensions, RIP, Server, Soldier, soldier’s death, south korea, South Korean statement, tragic event, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3374	Buildings Constructed:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”

but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!

CraftyPeace: Syriacord

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, damascus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political stability, regional cooperation, relations, Syria, Syriacord, Syrian government

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Votes:	6167	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, most lit server in town! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! Or how about the time a giant zombie chicken invaded our spawn and challenged players to a dance-off? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that guards a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted loot. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking llama or discover a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

DemonSMP

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, survival factions skyblock creative minigames economy towny prison roleplay pixelmon hardcore vanilla modded adventure RPG parkour build battle PvP PvE exploration

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

DemonSMP is a Server has 9 pvp mods ! , only you can fight other players or make friendship after joining in discord server !

demon.shockbyte.cc

AliraneMC Minecraft server

Achievements, active community, Adventures, AliraneMC, Anti-Griefing, Builder, Constant development, cooperation, Creative, Events, Explorer, friendly community, Kindness, minecraft server, new friends, protection system, Resources, Safety, Survival, warm community

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to AliraneMC – your world for survival!

Discover a world where every player can create their own story. On our server you can not only survive, but also discover the creative builder and explorer in you!

Anti-griefing: We understand how important the safety of your buildings and resources is. Therefore, AliraneMC has implemented a reliable protection system that ensures that your achievements will be safe from destroyers and malicious players.

Friendly Community: Join our warm and active community where you can make new friends, go on adventures and share experiences together. We value kindness and cooperation, so everyone can feel at home!

Constant development: Updates and interesting events.

Join us: Adventures and new friends await you ahead!

Start your journey on AliraneMC!

Join our community!

play.aliranemc.ru:25423

Eternal Odyssey 1.20

2012, 2024.., aging, bothers, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Froze, Future, Gay, generation, me, niggered up, Nostalgia, odyssey, past 30, perspective, society, Time, wish, world, wouldn’t want, zoomers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck between being an old fart and dealing with these cringy zoomers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’re like a time machine back to 2012 when life was simpler and memes were danker.

Forget about adulting and dealing with Gen Z nonsense, come build epic structures and mine for diamonds with us.

We’ll make you feel young again, or at least give you a break from all the n-word-filled TikToks.

Join us and escape the madness of aging and modern cringe!

Niji SMP EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Bait, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, niji, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!

Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!

ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!

TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!

CraftyCreeperGurl27

advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCreeperGurl27, friendship, Honesty, love, Marriage, married woman, Partnership, patience, reddit, relationships, Respect, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmarried girls

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!