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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, bathroom, big heart, check in, concerned, dislike, Drama, Drunk, faints, FLARE, hate, horrid bitch, Ichimin, jackass, Lucky, Marine, Minecraft, Server, Snaps, Stream, Streamer, TipsyCraft, toxic behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps like marine getting so drunk she passes out in the bathroom because she hates her audience. But don’t worry, our hero Flare swoops in to save the day, only to be snapped at by the horrid marine. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and less evil twins. So come join us and see what crazy antics await on our server! Just watch out for any flying llamas, they tend to cause chaos.

HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, drug addiction, Enabling, enabling behavior, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support decision, Homeless, homeless family, HomelessCraft, homelessness, Minecraft, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love choice, tough love decision, tough situation, Ultimatum

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9842	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tough love is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices – just like in real life, but blockier!

Looking for a server where you can bond out your meth-addicted husband from virtual jail? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can make tough decisions like choosing between enabling a toxic relationship or standing your ground. Will you choose love or tough love? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual tough love, where you can kick out your sister-in-law for making questionable decisions and still feel bad about it. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on in and bond out your virtual husband, kick out your sister-in-law, and navigate the crazy world of tough love in Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

AutisticWingmanBarDate

autism, AutisticWingmanBarDate, bar, brother, clubbing, curse words, designated driver, drinks, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, high school, Humiliation, pool table, Rebound, Rude, sexist, single, wingman

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being the third wheel in your own love life? Do you want to give your girlfriend’s brother a night to remember (or forget)? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make you question all your life choices!

Picture this: you and Gary, the ultimate wingman duo, taking on the virtual world together. You’ll be playing pool, chatting up virtual girls, and causing virtual chaos like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

But be warned, things may get a little too real. Gary might start calling out virtual girls for ignoring him, buying drinks for anyone who looks his way, and accusing you of setting him up for embarrassment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

So, if you’re ready for a night of virtual bar-hopping, awkward encounters, and questionable decisions, join our server now. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on Reddit).

TaiwanTango Minecraft Server

Air Force, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, Defense, east asia, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, Navy, Pacific, provocation, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanTango, Tensions, warplanes, Warships

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1599
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mines Excavated:	4740
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!

GhanaGrief in Grevesmühlen

8-year-old, discrimination, Father, germany, GhanaGrief, Ghanaian girl, Grevesmühlen, hate crime, injured, Justice, Officials, Police, racism, racist attack, solidarity, state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, teenagers, town of Grevesmühlen, violence, Xenophobia, Young girls, youths

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Votes:	748	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	1995
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more action than a group of youths and teenagers attacking an 8-year-old Ghanaian girl and her father in Germany. our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real world problems. come build, survive, and thrive with us as we create a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the fun begin!

MindlessMouthCraft

anger, anger management, cognitive function, Communication, control, emotional intelligence, emotional response, emotions, feeling, Frustration, IMPULSIVE, mental processing, Mind, MindlessMouthCraft, Mouth, reaction, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-regulation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!

GravWaveCraft: Euro Edition

Advanced, Belgium, Black Holes, collide, early universe, Edition, EURO, Europe, germany, gravitational waves, GravWaveCraft, Hear, host, joint, learn, Netherlands, observatory, researchers, study, underground Einstein Telescope, Universe, world class

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have an underground einstein telescope that lets you hear black holes collide and learn about the early universe!!! like, how cool is that??? we’re like, the only server in the world with this epic feature, so you gotta join now before all the spaces fill up!!! plus, we’re like, studying whether to host this observatory in europe, so you’ll be part of something HUGE!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of history, join our server now and let’s explore the universe together!!! 🌌🚀 #blackholeparty #minecraftmadness

YourVillage: Where Villagers Rule and Pigmen Drool! SMP Towny with a twist! 🐷👑

Community, Discord, dreams, Drool, Friendly, Friends, Game, home, Join, Map, Minecraft, new, Pigmen, Place, player, rule, Seasoned, Server, smp, town system, Towny, Twist, villagers, Warm, welcome, world generation, YourVillage

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	297
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Server Information

IP	PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET
Discord	discord.urvillage.net
Web Map	map.urvillage.net

Overview

Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the IP address PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Q: Can I join the Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server by visiting discord.urvillage.net.

Q: Is there a map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the web map of the server by visiting map.urvillage.net.

ConspiracyCraft Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, ConspiracyCraft, Corruption, cover up, Evidence, have, hidden agenda., HIM.., illegal activities, incriminating information, investigation, Minecraft, on, proof, questionable motives, scandal, Secrets, Server, suspicious behavior, they, What

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of what (((they))) have on Steve. Rumor has it that he’s been hoarding diamonds like a dragon and the villagers are starting to get suspicious. Will you be the one to crack the case and find out the truth?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Think you can keep up with their dance moves and potion chugging contests? Prove your worth and earn a VIP pass to the hottest club in Minecraft!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang. Join them on their quest to find the legendary golden saddle and become the coolest rider in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you next…

Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, aggressive tendencies, ancient history, anthropology, Asshole, behavioral traits, caveman, caveman aggression, caveman behavior, caveman culture, caveman psychology, caveman violence, Cavemans, early humans, evolutionary psychology, human evolution, Human nature, Jerk, Minecraft, Neanderthals, paleolithic era, prehistoric behavior, primitive society, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	895
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!