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Awkward Last Words RP

awkward, BIZARRE, death, dramatic, Dying, eerie, eerie experience, emotional, final moments, INTENSE, last words, Life, mortality, Reflection, Solemn, strange, surreal, unexpected, unexpected twist, unsettling, Words

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	144093	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

ParentalForce Minecraft Server

Athletic, BLONDE, Chad, Childhood, Development, different, FITNESS, forced, Future, Imagine, Inceldom, indoctrinated, influence, Kid, Life, Minecraft, natural born leader, ParentalForce, parents, Server, sports, upbringing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kinich, Kinich: Business, Kinich: Fiery Pursuit, Kujou Sara, Live Program, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, smp, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyCookingWifeNoob

Chores, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking together, CraftyCookingWifeNoob, division of labor, Expectations, household duties, household responsibilities, kitchen help, learning, marital issues, Marriage, meal preparation, patience, picky eater, quality time, relationships, Tantrum, teamwork

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	1933
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2596
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

advice, DateRedFlagsMC, Dates.., DATING, deal breakers, guys, red flag advice, red flag alarms, red flag alerts, red flag behavior, red flag indicators, red flag mistakes, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag tips, red flag warnings, red flags, reddit, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	1646	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

BlockyBossRequests

absurd tasks, bizarre work requests, BlockyBossRequests, crazy boss stories, funny boss stories, odd boss demands, outrageous job tasks, ridiculous boss requests, silly boss requests, strange work instructions, unreasonable demands, unusual work tasks, weird work assignments, workplace humor

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8467
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	145
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

China, Chinas, chinese military, CNN Politics, defense news, geopolitical tensions, global defense., international relations, maritime incidents, military capabilities, Military developments, military technology, naval accidents, naval warfare, nuclear submarines, nuclear-powered submarine, nukecraft, security concerns, Sinkin, South China Sea, submarine, submarine sinking, underwater warfare, US official

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1906
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, eating fish, fish consumption, fishy, healthy aging, healthy diet, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, Minds.., Minecraft, neuroprotective, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, reduced risk, seafood, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mines Excavated:	2919

come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius

Intentional Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Intentional, Minecraft, Mysterious, Questionable, refusal, Server, skeptical, skepticism, suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious circumstances, Suspiciously, suspiciously convenient, theory, Uncertain, unexplained, unresolved

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to step foot on it! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “There’s no fuckin way this is real!” But oh, it is real, my friend. It is real. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

212, Cadets, computer cooling, computer cooling system, cooling innovation, cooling system, cooling system innovation, cooling technology, cooling technology since 2011, CPU Cooler, cpu cooling, CPU cooling innovation, CPU cooling since 2011, CPU cooling system, CPU cooling technology, Minecraft, personal cooling, personal cooling innovation, personal cooling since 2011, personal cooling system, personal cooling system since 2011, personal cooling technology, smp, Space

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.

Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!

So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.