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ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Towns Built:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	2693	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	2333	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4892
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.