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Minecraft: Untied Hands Server – Where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a wild ride through the United Lands SMP chaos

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	4280	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

United Lands Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	A Towny-based Earth SMP server with a 1:500 scale map for immersive gameplay and geopolitical intrigue.
Trailer	Check out the epic wars, custom gear, and vibrant towns in the server’s video trailer.
Gameplay	Engage in deep gameplay with building, roleplay, custom items, and 7 unique jobs to choose from.
Economy	Player-driven economy with marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Fair Play	No pay-to-win advantages, donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items.
Combat	Epic wars and thrilling combat between towns and nations for strategic gameplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands Minecraft server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord community for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our community on Discord at https://discord.unitedlands.org

Q: Can I view the dynamic world map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Q: Are there any advantages for donating to the server?

A: Donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items, ensuring fairness and no pay-to-win advantages.

Q: What type of custom items are available in United Lands?

A: Custom items include new weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, and croissants.

Funky Board Minecraft Server

Board, chuuba, Community, constant raids, electricity, Filipinos, Funky, homobeggars, indos, Kiara, Kronii, Minecraft, mori, MOTHERFUCKERS, pagpag eating, pic unrelated, positions of power, Raids, Server, server celebrities, Vietnamese, VT, vtuber scene

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

Van Life Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	158
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of living in a boring old house like a peasant? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the van life like never before! Our server is filled with custom-built vans that you can live in, complete with disco balls, lava lamps, and even a pet llama chauffeur named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Van Gang, a group of players who roam the land in their tricked-out vans, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once held a van race through a lava-filled canyon, with the winner receiving a diamond-encrusted steering wheel.

So if you’re ready to ditch your boring house and join the van life revolution, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Van Gang and embark on wild adventures you never thought possible.

RetirementCraft Server

403b, family dynamics, family expectations, financial assistance, financial fairness, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financially irresponsible, generational wealth, housing market, Mortgage, mortgage interest, parental favoritism, parental support, Retirement, retirement savings, RetirementCraft, Server, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stocks

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Animals Bred:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	252
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as financially irresponsible as my brother? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage spending all your diamonds on the fanciest houses and schools for your villagers.

We even have a special feature where you can liquidate all your in-game assets to buy a mansion in cash! Don’t worry about paying interest on a virtual mortgage, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special gift of 500k in-game currency to all new players, just because we’re generous like that. So come join us and live above your virtual means in the most outrageous town in Minecraft!

AdoptedAF in-law Drama

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where your only family is the blocks you mine and the animals you tame! No need to worry about pesky PIs showing up at your door or angry in-laws demanding answers. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color sheep to shear next. So leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only family you need is your fellow players. Join now and start building your virtual family today!

TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magic Items Found:	5024	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!

Hypocraft: Double Standards Galore!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of hypocrites in your life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! Our server is a hypocrisy-free zone where everyone is encouraged to be their true, authentic selves. No more dealing with two-faced players who say one thing and do another. On our server, what you see is what you get – unless you’re wearing a disguise, then who knows what you’ll get! Join now and experience the freedom of being surrounded by genuine, honest players who will never let you down. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of talking pigs who are experts in calling out hypocrisy. So if you’re ready to have a laugh and escape the drama, come join us today!

EscapeCraft: 49 Ukrainians

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Void Gems Collected:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

hey u know wat else is a captivaty? being stuck on a boring minecraft server with no fun or excitement. but not on our server! we got 49 ukrainians who were released from russian captivity and now they are here to bring the party to our server. they got all the crazy stories and wild adventures to share with u while u build ur epic minecraft creations. join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that u won’t find anywhere else. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with former captives? it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

PixelVape: Skirting Rules on Insta

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	292	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual world where u can escape from all da e-cigarette brands tryna skrrt da rules on Instagram! Like, u won’t see any health warning labels here, just pure unadulterated fun and blocky adventures! Our AI technology makes sure dat u won’t be bombarded with any flavored nicotine nonsense, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. So come join us and leave those pesky e-cig brands in da dust! #BlockyAdventures #NoE-CigsAllowed #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117

penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTube gaming commentator and comedian known for his deadpan humor and sarcastic commentary on a variety of games and internet videos. With over 8 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his unique and humorous style of content. In addition to his YouTube channel, he is also active on Twitch where he streams gameplay and interacts with his fans.