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BioSisOnlyWeddingParty

anger, Best Friend, BioSisOnlyWeddingParty, Bridesmaids, eloping, Etiquette, exclusion, family, groomsmen, half siblings, Harmony, inclusion, offers, parents, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, social standing, step siblings, TOXIC, Wedding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Potions Brewed:	81	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your groomspeople and bridespeople with no pressure to include any unwanted siblings or step-siblings.

Experience the thrill of standing up to toxic stepmothers and entitled step-siblings as you plan your dream wedding without any unwanted interference. Will you elope to escape the drama, or will you stand your ground and assert your right to choose your own wedding party?

Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate through family dynamics, social standing, and etiquette like never before. Remember, on this server, you make the rules – even if it means telling your stepmother to “fuck off” with her social standing!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding adventure like no other. Are you ready to take on the role of the ultimate wedding planner and show everyone who’s boss? Join us now and let the drama begin!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	713
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Avoid the Creeper Burger!

AVOID, burger, creeper, customer service, dining experiences, dining out, employee insights, fast food, fast food chains, fast food industry, fast food menu, fast food recommendations, food industry trends, food preparation, Food Safety, menu item, menu selection, Recommendations, Restaurant (Industry), Unhealthy, unhealthy options, workers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2338	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fast food joint on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers while trying to build your dream castle made entirely out of chicken nuggets. And don’t even get us started on our special menu items – like the “Exploding Burger” that will blow your mind (and your character) into tiny little pieces!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our fast food-themed world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

ZooCraftCemetery

animal afterlife, animal burial, animal cremation, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, burial, cremation, deceased zoo animals, Elephant, ethical treatment of zoo animals, Exotic animals, Giraffe, wildlife preservation, zoo burial practices, zoo cemeteries, zoo conservation, zoo cremation methods, zoo management, zoo memorialization, zoo policies, ZooCraftCemetery

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

lol come join our epic server where we have a secret zoo cemetery for all the pixelated animals that pass away in the game! we have special funeral ceremonies for each animal, complete with fireworks and a choir of chickens singing in harmony. you can even visit the graves of your favorite animals and pay your respects by leaving virtual flowers and carrots. join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BrainCraft Disorder – Youth Edition

“Youth, adolescent health, amygdala, behavior regulation, behavioral issues, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain imaging, brain structure, braincraft, Challenges, cognitive function, conduct disorder, Disorder, Edition, emotional regulation, hippocampus, mental disorders, mental health, neurology, psychiatric disorders, Psychology, subcortical regions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Votes:	7376	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain structures that be all wacko! Our players with conduct disorder got brains that look like they been through a blender, with lower volume in all them fancy brain regions like the amygdala and hippocampus. But don’t worry, it just means they got mad skills in building epic structures and causing chaos in the game. Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures with these brainiacs!

Politicians on a Minecraft server causing chaos with geopolitics and gold economies

1:500, Announcements, building, causing, Chaos, Custom, Devoted Staff, Discord, Dungeons, Earth Map, Economies, Geopolitics, GOLD, Gold Economy, INFORMATION, Minecraft, minecraft channel, Player Base, politicians, Politics, rare items, rules, Server, smp, Towny Fun, Unique Tools

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5313
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	Click here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Overview:

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play. However, players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP diplomaticamc.com in your Minecraft client.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules outlined in the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them while playing.

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, foreign languages, language appreciation, language barrier, language difficulty, language effort, language fluency, language immersion, language interest, language learning, language learning struggles, language practice, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, learning Polish, Minecraft, polish culture, Polish language, PolishCraft, pronunciation, Server, speaking Polish

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	242	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Emeralds Found:	2957	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of boring old English servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to speak Polish! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located in a magical land where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by speaking fluent Polish. Don’t worry if you’re not great at foreign languages, our friendly community of Polish-speaking players will help you out. Plus, who wouldn’t want to learn a language that sounds as cool as Polish? So join us on our server and show off your linguistic skills while battling dragons and building epic structures!

SovlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is on a whole new level of SOVL (Seriously Outrageous Virtual Laughs)!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

baby shower, beach day, birthday event, Boundaries, dramafree, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, emotionally abusive ex, ExBlockParty, friendship, Gaslighting, healing, memory lapses, moving on, narcissist, RSVP, self esteem, support system, toxic relationship, Trauma, true friends, Zone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3363	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Votes:	8226
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!