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DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

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Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	4260	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	871453
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8727	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Sensational Hair Vending Machine Minecraft Servers

BrotherlyLoveCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

BoomerCraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Stats November 22, 2024

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HouthisRiseCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Stats November 22, 2024

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

Stats November 22, 2024

Server Overview

FAQ

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7856	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Farms Harvested:	290

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2