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RoomieRageCraft

2 bedroom, 3 bedroom, aita, apartment, BEDROOM, blended family, boyfriend’s kid, Cohabitation, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, living arrangement, MODERN, Mother, older style, Pregnant, RoomieRageCraft, shared space, Siblings, Townhouse, Toys, two family style

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the dilemma of choosing between a modern dream apartment and a 1900s style home.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and tough decisions, like whether or not to give your boyfriend’s daughter her own room in your new place. Will you make the right choice, or will you face the wrath of his mother?

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where every decision you make could have hilarious consequences. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement in the world of Minecraft? So come on in and let the craziness begin!

/tp @p ~ ~ ~ 1000000000 miles away Minecraft SMP

Affection, buss, butterfly kiss, canoodle, Embrace, Eskimo kiss, french kiss, kiss, Kissing, lip lock, love, Make Out, Miles, Minecraft, necking, pda, peck, Petting, romance, Smooch, smooching, smp, snog

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6784
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

What’s the tea, sis? Join our Minecraft SMP for some smoochy smoochy action! Our players are always ready to pucker up and show some love. Who needs diamonds when you can have kisses, am I right? So come on over and get ready to plant some virtual smooches on your fellow players. It’s a love fest like no other!

BlockyLoveCraft

Affection, appreciation, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, Honesty, Listening, long term happiness, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Do you know what’s more important than trust, communication, and love in relationships? Joining our Minecraft server, of course!

Imagine this: you and your significant other building a virtual castle together, fighting off creepers and zombies side by side. If you can survive the perils of the virtual world together, you can survive anything in real life!

Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server have magical properties that can bring everlasting happiness to your relationship. Who needs couples therapy when you have enchanted pickaxes and potions of love?

So forget about date nights and heartfelt conversations, join our Minecraft server and level up your relationship game like never before!

CraftyUkrainianDroneWarfare

aerial assault, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianDroneWarfare, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, government response, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military technology, Moscow, political tensions, RETALIATION, Russian officials, security threat, Surveillance, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones go brrrr and launch attacks on moscow and other regions! 🚀🔥🤯

our server is so lit that even russian officials are talking about it! they’re like “wow this server is so crazy, we gotta join in on the fun!” 🇷🇺🎮

join now to witness the epic battles between ukraine and russia, all in the world of minecraft! build your own drone army and conquer new territories, just like in real life but way more fun 😂🤖💣

don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the chaos! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to these warring nations… or just blow everything up, whatever floats your boat 🚢💥🤪

join now and let the madness begin! 🌍🎉 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #drones #epicbattle

EcoEvoCraft

Adaptation mechanisms, biodiversity conservation, biological evolution, EcoEvoCraft, ecological balance, ecological interactions, ecological research, ecology, ecosystem dynamics, environmental adaptation, Environmental Science, environmental studies, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary processes, genetic variation, Life adaptation, natural selection, natural world, Species adaptation, species diversity

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	9936	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where evolution and ecology collide in a crazy clash of blocky chaos!

imagine a world where creepers have evolved to wear sunglasses and party hats, where skeletons ride on the backs of flying pigs, and where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves.

on our server, you can witness the wildest experiments in genetic modification as players create bizarre hybrid creatures like spider-cow-pig-chickens and zombie-villager-squid-sheep.

explore a world where the laws of nature are constantly being rewritten by mad scientists and deranged wizards, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created, where evolution and ecology are just the beginning of the madness!

GutMicrobeWarsMC

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazy microbes running around like tiny villagers! The human gut microbiomes are like a whole new world, with potential allies and foes just waiting to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have exploring the depths of the gut microbiomes, fighting off evil bacteria and teaming up with friendly probiotics. Plus, our server is the only place where you can ride on the back of a giant E. coli and battle it out with other players for control of the digestive system.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft Bland Realm: Avoiding the Flavors

Avoiding, BATTLING, bedrock edition, bland, building, challenge, Cheats, Code, Creative mode, discord server, dive in, EARNED, Exploring, Flavors, Friends, invite, Minecraft, mobs, Realm, Realms, Survival, True Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Invite	https://open.minecraft.net/pocket/realms/invite/zeTfvPoWJzc
Realm Code	zeTfvPoWJzc
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/Jvd38c83s8
Minecraft Version	Bedrock Edition 1.21.21

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats or creative mode on this server?

A: No, this server is dedicated to pure survival gameplay, so cheats and creative mode are disabled.

Q: How can I join the realm?

A: You can use the realm invite link provided above or enter the realm code in Minecraft.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled, so be cautious while interacting with other players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, make sure to read and adhere to the server rules outlined in the discord server.

PropagandaCraft – Where the only propaganda is how awesome our Minecraft server is!

Awesome, Deception, fake news, false information, government propaganda, hypernormalisation, information warfare, Manipulation, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, political propaganda, Propaganda, PropagandaCraft, psychological warfare, Server, social control, societal control, societal manipulation, soviet union, state control, State Power, state propaganda, totalitarianism

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Void Armor Forged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	292
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take propaganda to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of outlandish stories and outrageous reasons to play.

Ever wanted to be part of a world where the price of virtual groceries skyrockets, but the in-game newspapers report a booming economy? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank.

Experience the thrill of being humiliated by the state in a totally hilarious way. Become complicit in spreading ridiculous lies and enjoy the absurdity of it all. Join us and embrace the chaos of “hypernormalisation” in Minecraft form.

So, why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the sheer madness of it all. Who knew propaganda could be this much fun?

Minecraft SMP – IdolCorpCEO

coni confetti, fuyo cloverfield, idol company, idol corp general, IdolCorpCEO, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, smp, Taiga Toragami

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our members are as iconic as a diamond sword in a sea of stone pickaxes. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a creeper in a minefield!

Our members are like the Avengers of Minecraft, each with their own superpowers. From Kattarina Qutie, who can mine diamonds with just a wink, to Rin Penrose, whose redstone skills are so legendary they’re like magic. And don’t even get us started on Roca Rourin, whose PvP skills are so sharp they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch, schedules, and even an archive that’s more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks. So come join us and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got us?

CraftyCreeperz

Adaptability, collaboration, communication skills, CraftyCreeperz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, flexibility, growth mindset., innovation, leadership, Open-mindedness, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-discipline, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to develop the ability to survive in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is the perfect place to hone your skills in building, crafting, and battling against hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! We also offer special events like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you have to mine and build to the beat of the music, and “Hunger Games: Minecraft Style” where you have to fight to the death with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have a laugh along the way, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land of rainbow sheep and exploding watermelons!