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CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist

Applicants, Citizenship law, controversy, CraftyCitizen, DECLARATION, DeclareIsraelExist, Diplomacy, european union, German citizenship, Government, Identity, immigration, integration, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Multiculturalism, Nationality, policy, requirement, Right to exist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305

so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.

plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!

SeasonSwapCraft

autumn, CHANGE, climate, comparison, Cool, Cycle, Environment, meteorology, natural phenomenon, Nature, Perception, seasonal shift, Seasons, SeasonSwapCraft, Spring, Summer, Temperature, TRANSITION, Warm, weather, Winter

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where we make u question everything u thought u knew about seasons. like, did u know dat spring is called “warm” even tho it’s da same temp as winter? and autumn is “cool” even tho it’s da same temp as summer? mind = blown. come join us for mind-bending fun and crazy adventures. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. u won’t find dat on any other server, i swear. so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together!

CraftyAIvsHumans

Accuracy, advancement, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, case study, college students, Competition, CraftyAIvsHumans, detection rate, Future, human vs AI, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, Performance, Results, study, Technology, Testing, Turing test

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	3797
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the AI on dis server is so smart it outsmarts human college kids 83.4% of da time, like whaaat? and get dis, 94% of da stuff da AI makes goes undetected, like it’s basically a genius but also a sneaky lil devil. join dis server if u wanna see some next level shenanigans and be amazed by da power of AI in minecraft, it’s lit fam!

LemmonMC

Adventure, Battles, Challenges, Dynamic world, Events, EXCITEMENT, Gaming, Hardcore, Intensity, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, pure gameplay, Rewards, skill, Solo, strategy, Survival, Thrills, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Zombie Dances:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	399013	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

But that’s not all – buckle up for a whirlwind of excitement as we host thrilling events weekly! From epic battles to daring challenges, there’s always something new and exciting happening in our dynamic world. Join forces with fellow adventurers or go solo as you compete for glory, rewards, and bragging rights.

LemmonMCC.minehut.gg

Loco

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Earth, Fun, gameplay, Jobs, LOCO, Minecraft, Mining, MONEY, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, protection blocks, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Store, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

It is a super nice server, come and enjoy, it is good since there are clans and many other things such as protection blocks and a store to buy what you want. The money is obtained by doing jobs or mining in the different mines.

akiomc.com:19132

☕ Just Another Coffee Break (Almost Bland) SMP 1.20.4

1.20.4, Address, admins, bland, Break, coffee, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Essentials, gameplay, Griefprevention, HACKING, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Rtp, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server that allows you to experience vanilla Minecraft with other players. Every block is hand-placed and mined. Moderators and admins play the game like everyone else, without personal gain commands.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Features:

No RTP, survival starts immediately
Unique custom plugins for survival gameplay
Community-focused gameplay with no pay-to-win elements

Server Rules:

No excessively offensive language
No politics or controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or exploiting
Respect others’ property and personal space
Be respectful and kind to other players
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome to join regardless of experience level.

Q: Are there any modded elements or plugins that give players an unfair advantage?

A: No, the server is focused on vanilla gameplay with custom plugins that enhance the survival experience without giving unfair advantages.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the server rules?

A: You can contact a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord to report any rule violations.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing other players’ property is against the server rules and will result in consequences.

Q: Can I bring my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can be on the server at once?

A: The server has a maximum player capacity to ensure a smooth gameplay experience for all players. If the server is full, you may have to wait until a slot becomes available.

RoaCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday gift, birthday merch, birthday swag, Collectibles, exclusive, fan merchandise, limited edition, merchandise, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanji merchandise, online shopping, Roa, Roa 2024, Roa birthday, Roa birthday celebration, Roa fan, Roa merchandise, RoaCraft, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, every day is Roa’s birthday and we celebrate by giving out free merch to all our players. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet dragon that can do your mining for you? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a creeper or riding a rainbow-colored llama into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!

WackyWani Minecraft Server

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, commons editions, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Guide, GVH Download & Assets, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Modding Guide, Mods, Server, Silliest, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Wacky, WackyWani, waifu, wani, Wednesday

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Falling into the Void:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	191	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4397	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2892	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server! We have a gator that just wants hugs, a snoot that needs booping, and a whole bunch of wacky characters to interact with.

Join us for the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From hugging gators to booping snoots, the possibilities are endless. Plus, our server is filled with mods that will make your jaw drop. Want to see a low poly model of a snoot? We got it. How about some blender models of our characters? We have those too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic fanfics and artwork you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Dive into the world of Snoot and Gator like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadBlocker2021

absent parent, alcoholism, DadBlocker2021, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, long-term effects, mother-daughter bond, personal values, prioritizing relationships, reconciliation, second chances, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	265944	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build, create, and have fun without any wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with blocks instead of dealing with complicated relationships. No need to worry about inviting estranged fathers or angry alcoholics to your virtual wedding – just invite your Minecraft friends and have a blast!

Build your dream wedding venue, complete with pixelated decorations and unlimited cake. No need to worry about family drama or judgmental relatives – just focus on having a good time and enjoying the company of your virtual friends.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next!

NoRegretsMC Server

anti-bucket list, AVOID, bad memories, do not repeat, experiences, hindsight, lessons, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life lessons, MISTAKES, moving on, never again, NoRegretsMC, past experiences, personal growth, reflections, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you never want to experience the horror of accidentally falling into a pit of lava while carrying all your precious diamonds ever again. Our anti-bucket list includes banning lava pits altogether – because who needs that kind of stress in their virtual life?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll never have to deal with pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures. We’ve hired a team of ninja cats to patrol the server and take out any creepers before they can cause any damage. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and say goodbye to all the things on your anti-bucket list. Who knew virtual life could be so thrilling and hilarious?