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LOL Minecraft Server – “You Will Not Replace Us”

Alt-Right, anti-fascism, chuds, controversial, get rekt, HAHAHaha.., Hate Speech, humor, internet trolling, lol, Minecraft, nazi, online culture, political extremism, Provocative, Replace, resistance, satire, seethe, Server, social commentary, White Supremacy, YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8641	Dragon Eggs Found:	1382
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything goes!

Join us and watch as Nazi chuds get absolutely wrecked by our epic community of players. They’ll be seething with rage as they try to keep up with our insane building competitions and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry as you witness the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Dimension Hops:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft

amusement, belly laughs, chuckles, comedy, CraftyLaughs, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, Hahaha, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, lol, Minecraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	5297	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

Play.arthmc.ro

Faction Survival, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Server IP: play.arthmc.ro

play.arthmc.ro

MysticDovah

Economy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

MysticDovah Survival Server | IP: play.mysticdovah.com We are a new Minecraft Survival server, here to welcome you into our custom world gens and exciting plugins for you to enjoy! MysticDovah has a friendly community and experienced staff who are ready to help you with anything and everything you’ll need in your time on our server. – Survival – Skyblock – Skypvp – Bedwars – Skywars – Murder Mystery – Village Defense – Build Battle Our server hosts versions 1.8 – 1.16.3!

play.mysticdovah.com

Anarchy server .. – . Server for you Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Economy, Free Donations, Large Online, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Buildings Constructed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

⚡️⚡️ Version: 1.16.5 – 1.20.x ⚡️⚡️ Anarchy!⭐

IP: fun.infinity-core.ru:25645

fun.infinity-core.ru:25645

PainMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19

PainMC is a small community based network aiming to provide the best quality gameplay possible, be sure to look out for any giveaways and updates that PainMC may offer. Hope to see you in game as we climb to the top!

Ip: play.painmc.net

Discord Server: discord.gg/RY5vpuMEU5 – Every 2 week BalTop Rewards – Giveaways – Active Owners – Bloodmoons – Active Staff – Somewhat active Server – Active Discord Community

play.painmc.net

Galacticraft 1.19.3

Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	659

Hello! I Built this 1.19.3 java server recently. Galacticraft IP: [Galacticraft.us] java editionCrossplay allowed. Bedrock IP: [Galacticraft.us] Port: [19132]. With over 70+ plugins, experience Minecraft in a different way. My way. Starting with bringing back 1.9 old combat mechanics! Player Skills, power ups and leveling, Parkour wall jumping. Ranks, jobs, quests and more. Land claim protection. Convenient tree chopping. Teleporting and warps. Silktouch spawners and stackable mobs Minions that automate tasks. Drop xp for storage or sharing. Shop, trade auction. Death Graves to save your items. -custom mobs- -OUR WORLDS ARE- -Anarchy, -Survival PvE, -Factions, -SkyblockAs you can see… it’s alot. But doesn’t take away or distract you from the original game. Integrated perfectly. Come check it out

galacticraft.us

Generatixn SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	398089	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to the Generatixn SMP! If you would like to join the server, join the discord and ask to be whitelisted.

Note: This is a Java Edition server!

54.37.169.244:25596

FlimeLand|| Vanilla Survival || 1.16.5 – 1.19.4 Minecraft server

Antispam, Floodprotect, Starter Kit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

FlimeLand has one server called Vanilla

Vanilla is a vanilla server with a minimum number of plugins (which only add convenience), without cheating capabilities in donation privileges, with good protection against cheaters.

On our server you can Play with friends, Develop and Have Fun, without any problems!

Come visit us and play Minecraft with fun!

Flimeland.ru-mc.ru:25628

TRS Semi-Anarchy

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

TRS Vanilla Survival (1.16.4)

a server with minimal rules and admin interference, we do not allow cheating, or anythings that would destroy the server i.e. lag machines, other then that, there are no in game rules, so you can grief anything you find in the world, steal anything from any chest, kill any player you see.

Who can play? We have no restrictions as to who can join, we allow people of all ages to join and do as they please.

Details on the server. • The world has been generated on 7/11/20 and will never be reset, and the server will continue running regardless if anyone is playing. • The server has some basic plugins that allow for commands such as /sethome and /home, these are however entirely optional and you can play without them if you so choose to. • There will be no admin interference unless someone is cheating or attempting to harm the server.

Pay to win? This server does not offer any benefits for donating or voting like most server these days do. this means you cannot get things in game by doing things outside the game.

145.239.205.159:25584

Elisiummc

Active, Anarchy, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Vanilla server with a little something extra? Look no further!

– WE JUST RELEASED!

We’re a server that strives to add to the vanilla experience by combining Semi-Anarchy, Vanilla and some elements of factions!

We do this by adding plugins such as:

• Economy,• Custom Enchants,• Envoys,• Bosses,• TeamsAnd more!

23.139.82.81

SkyBlock Dragons

Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

MMORPG Skyblock server with custom items custom enchants custom mobs custom islands

Join and aim to be the best skyblock player ever and defeat the hardest dungeon bosses

sbdragons.ml