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LOL Minecraft Server – “You Will Not Replace Us”

Alt-Right, anti-fascism, chuds, controversial, get rekt, HAHAHaha.., Hate Speech, humor, internet trolling, lol, Minecraft, nazi, online culture, political extremism, Provocative, Replace, resistance, satire, seethe, Server, social commentary, White Supremacy, YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything goes!

Join us and watch as Nazi chuds get absolutely wrecked by our epic community of players. They’ll be seething with rage as they try to keep up with our insane building competitions and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry as you witness the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Emeralds Found:	7944	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft

amusement, belly laughs, chuckles, comedy, CraftyLaughs, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, Hahaha, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, lol, Minecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2150
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

Ahhhhhhhh, Air, air rapidly, ALERT, Bout, comma separated, EXPLAIN, Generate, haaaaaackkkkkkkkk, haaaaackkkkkkkkk, Hacker, HAHAHaha.., list, long trail, Minecraft, nato, niglets, now.., Oh No!, Ooooooooh, rapidly, Server, SUCKS, tags, Tell

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

contlisnations

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9936	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

We have a whitelist form in out whitlist sign up disocrd https://discord.gg/CWhdrGMWHJ

We have basic rules that you need to follow to gain acceses to the nationsmc. We have a great owner and are still looking for staff. The server is a whitelist but dont worry its only a google form to fill out

155.94.209.101

Syndicatemc

Classic Prison, Cosmetics, Network, op prison, Ranks, Safe Survival, Skyblock, Survival, Vote Rewards, Youtubers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	6887

Server IP: play.syndicatemc.org

play.syndicatemc.org

EVRM – Minecraft server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

This is a vanilla (at the moment not really) server for Minecraft – well, that’s all you still need to know. And in more detail, this is a completely vanilla (at the moment not really) server for Minecraft, this means no privates, improved chats, no 1000+ achievements, a regular tab without any “Welcome somewhere out there” (but the ping is shown there like this as necessary), no donators, /fly and the like. Although there are no privates on the server, this is not an anarchic server and you cannot break other people’s houses, steal or kill on the server. The server is based on a modified kernel as it is necessary for optimization and for plugins. Plugins are exclusively for server moderation.

evrm.ee

The pink tree

Adventure, Bed wars, Hide and seek, Kit PvP, Parkour, Survival, Tntrun, Uhc, Village Defense

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	590939	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

SurvivalMinigamesVillager DefenseParkourUhcBlockPartyBedWarsSkyWrasKitPvPHideAndSeekSnowball BattleFootBallTNTRunSheepQuest

play.tree.pink

Dobbycraft – Normal survival 1.20 Minecraft server

No Dupe, Pirate, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Can’t find a server where you can have fun and relax with friends, without unnecessary add-ons and plugins?..?Dobbycraft is a new vanilla server in Minecraft!This is where you will have complete freedom of action – build, have fun, study, come up with new buildings and much more!With us you will find new friends, or have a good time alone.The current server version is 1.20Our website is dobbycraft.ruOur discord – https://discord.gg/cwwv8UNYAnd also an online map – map.dobbycraft.ruWe are waiting for you! ??

dobbycraft.ru

Falcon Anarchy

Anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

ANARCHY 1.17.1

Also op stuff in a hiden chest around spawn

I am a hands on owner I like to get invovled

ONLY 2 RULES 1.Be Respectful 2.HAVE FUNNN

146.59.0.143:25599

Hardbass

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

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cs.hardbass.lt

Uno farms

challenge, Community, Farming, Fun, Plots, Spigot

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7547	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Here at Uno Farms, we have a new and creative place – The Farming World. The Farming World holds endless oppourtunities to become RICH. Build farms and sell all the returns. Rank up throughout the 8 ranks – Newbie, Farmer, Farmer+, Harvester, Harvester+, Advanced, and God. Expand your plot and get even more money with each and every upgrade, and become the richest of them all.

51.89.234.151:25567

Girl Kala [1.20] Minecraft server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

never too late to try

135.181.126.166:25845

XeonGens

Economy, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	168
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

XeonGens is a Plot Generator server. We have an amazing community and helpful staff. We have frequent updates too!

xeongens.minehut.gg