Haha MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Lolcraft: ‘/haha/ I love myself’

Thread, posscraft, LolCraft, Groups, Trash

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is off the meter with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Pray for the dead as you navigate through treacherous dungeons and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we also have epic parties for the living where you can dance the night away with your fellow gamers.

Our server is so addicting, it’s like a drug! Join us and you’ll find yourself speeding through levels and building like never before. Don’t believe us? Just ask our members in the Habits group – they can’t get enough of the fun.

And if you’re looking for a posh experience, look no further than our posshouse where luxury meets Minecraft. Build your dream mansion and show off your style to all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at posscraft and let the insanity begin. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

Server, ylyl, rofl, internet culture, memes

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!

jannynigger, hahaa, Time, Minigames, Site

Are you tired of being banned for racism on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft server where being racist is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special section just for jannyniggers who want to evade bans and have a jolly good time. Don’t worry about getting in trouble, because on this server, anything goes! Join now and let your inner troll out!

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Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

forward grown, thick neck, JAW, Appearance, self-perception

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

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Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

debate skills, domestic violence, big booty, emotional vampire, manipulative

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

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SisNoKidsMineHouse

lying.., work trip, vacation, Communication, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Sarah and her sneaky beach vacation.

Imagine a world where babysitting leads to uncovering scandalous secrets and standing up for what’s right. Will you be the hero who refuses to be taken advantage of, or will you join forces with the lying sister and her romantic getaway?

Embark on quests to confront your family members, make tough decisions, and ultimately decide who’s the real villain in this crazy tale. Will you be labeled as the asshole for standing up for yourself, or will you be hailed as the savior of relationships gone wrong?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the laughter that comes with being caught in the middle of a family feud. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

Deception, relationship, emotional pain, Deceit, healing

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

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Blocky Pleasure Palace

blocky, stimulation, seduction, kinks, fantasies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to get you hot and bothered in all the right ways!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava baths, and scandalous pig races. Our community is filled with players who are just as kinky about building and exploring as you are.

So, if you’re ready to get your blocky world rocked and experience the ultimate Minecraft pleasure, come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life! Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure, because things are about to get hot and heavy in ways you never imagined.

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MineBank Minecraft Server

labor force, work longer, work ethic, financial sector, Economy

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

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CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!

security threat, Swiss law, government action, Allowed, Hamas

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!

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