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Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

alternative metal, Band, comparison, Cyberpunk, electronic, Energetic, futuristic, Gaming, industrial metal, influence, metalcore, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Performance, powerman, powerman 5000, Retro, Rock, Server, Unique Sound, video games, vidya

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

– Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

– We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

– Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

Communication, DATING, don’t hate me, don’t know what to say, don’t want to bother, emotional struggle, fear of rejection, love and relationships, mfw, Minecraft, mixed signals, overthinking, putting in effort, reaching out, relationship, relationship dynamics, romantic dilemma, self-doubt, smp, text him, texting anxiety, TextingTomfoolery, uncertainty

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

cultural diversity, demographics, ethnicity, global demographics, global population, global statistics, Indian, indian culture, Indian population, Minecraft, minority groups, Muslim, Muslim culture, Muslim population, PIXEL, planet, Population, Religion, religious beliefs, religious diversity, Server, South Asia, world population, world religions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

1.5.2, banner, CUBEVILLE, Discord, GIF, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8109
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Logs `/co i` are available to each player

Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, chiori, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Players Killed by Monsters:	6029
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

aew, Analysis, Backlash, Buzz, controversy, criticism, Drama, Entertainment, Fan, Fandom, Minecraft, News, Online Community, opinion, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, Upset, wrestling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal intentions, criminal thoughts, Decision making, Ethics, illegal activities, impulse control, inner dialogue, kitchen, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen supply store, Kitchen Tools, Minecraft, moral dilemma, questionable actions, robbery, second thoughts, self reflection, Server, Supply, temptation, theft, whisk

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

250 million, al haymon, baby, Blessed, boxing, conor mcgregor, Craft, Dedication, Father, Floyd Mayweather, GOD, hard work, Mayweather Promotions, Minecraft, Money Team, ppv, process, Roger Mayweather, smp, TEAM, thank you, Time, World champion

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!