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CraftySurvivors Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Auschwitz, Bigotry, concentration camps, CraftySurvivors, discrimination, fear, Genocide, hate, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Jewish, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, prejudice, Remembrance, rising hate, Server, survivors, Trauma, world war II

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ our Minecraft server, you gonna end up like them Auschwitz survivors, scared of another Holocaust goin’ down! But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing risin’ is the epic builds and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha! So come on and join us, before the hate mobs come for ya!

CraftyCoastGuardChaos

chief, Coast Guard Chief, command, controversy, CraftyCoastGuardChaos, dismissal, employment, FIRED, Government, investigation, leadership, Military, Navy, News, personnel, resignation, scandal, Shocking.., Termination, US Coast Guard, us military

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

Dopamine Space Happiness

brain chemistry, Consciousness, consciousness and happiness, Difference, dopamine, emotional balance, emotional well being, emotions, Happiness, happiness vs dopamine, mental clarity, mental health, mental state, mood, neuroscience, positive thinking, Psychology, serotonin, Space, well-being

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

OMG THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! u know why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join, u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come join us and experience the madness, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE, BRO!

Choco Brown Chuubas 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Babi, Birthday Calendar, BROWN, caramel, Cat Nap Edition, choc, Choco, Chocolate Brown Chuubas, Chuubas, darker skin color, en, fvr, jp, lig, Male, Menu list, NijiEN, Skeb List, tactical, Tanned, VÄG, VT, Vtubers, Wool

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3329
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further than our server! We’re like the /choc/ of Minecraft servers – discussing everything from tanned to caramel to chocolate skin colors.

We’ve got a menu that’ll make your mouth water, with links to dark skin Vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendars, and even a Skeb list. It’s like a buffet of awesomeness!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got threads on threads on threads for you to dive into. From /vt/ to /fvr/ to /wool/ – we’ve got it all!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, then join us! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just hit that join button and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperClan

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, deed, Drama, Explanation, family, Family secrets, financial decisions, foreclosure, foreclosure proceedings, Gaslighting, Grandparents, Inheritance, Mortgages, Property, reverse mortgage, suspicious financial decisions, transparency, uncles

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering suspicious mortgages, secret deeds, and family feuds that would put the Kardashians to shame.

Ever wanted to play Minecraft while also solving a real-life mystery? Well, look no further! Dive into our server and unravel the twisted tale of quick-deeded properties, hidden mortgages, and reverse mortgage shenanigans. Will you be the one to crack the case and save the family from foreclosure?

But beware, asking too many questions might just earn you the title of the ultimate drama llama. Are you ready to stir up trouble, uncover the truth, and maybe even become the hero of this wild family saga? Join now and let the chaos begin!

MelonTunes Minecraft SMP

MelonTunes, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	9232
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG guyyys, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So like, back in the day before the interwebs, people used to find new music by like, sending carrier pigeons with mixtapes attached to their little birdy feet. Can you even imagine?! But now, we have this epic SMP server where you can like, mine for music discs and trade them with other players for sick beats. It’s like a whole new level of music discovery, bro. Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the legendary “Creeper Jukebox” hidden somewhere in the world, it plays dubstep remixes of all the Minecraft songs. I know, right?! So come join us on this wild ride of music and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

CraftySocialSkills

active listening, Body language, Communication, Confidence, CraftySocialSkills, emotional intelligence, Empathy, networking, personal growth, self improvement, social anxiety, social cues, social development, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing improvement, socializing practice, socializing skills, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll become a social butterfly in no time! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players, forming alliances, and plotting world domination together. Who needs real-life social skills when you can conquer the virtual world with your new Minecraft pals? Join now and level up your social game like never before!

Pillow Pet Paradise 1.20.2

1.20.2, bedtime, bedtime routine, cheeked up, clothing, comfort, Cozy, CUDDLE, cuddle buddy, Hug, mini basketball, Paradise, pet, Pillow, plush, Relaxation, relaxation aid, Sleep, sleep aid, snuggle, Spoon, stomach, stuffed bodypillows, Support

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to cuddle with virtual bodypillows made of blocks! Our bodypillows are stuffed with diamonds and emeralds, making them extra cheeked up. You can hug them around their blocky necks or have them spoon you around your pixelated stomach. It’s like sleeping in a virtual dream world filled with cuddly creepers and snuggly skeletons. Don’t miss out on this bizarrely comforting experience!

SlimCraft: Shed Pounds in Style

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of carrying around all that extra weight in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch those virtual pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer character. Our secret weight loss tip? Every time you die in-game, you have to do 10 push-ups in real life. Trust us, you’ll be ripped in no time! So come join us on this crazy journey to a fitter, stronger Minecraft world.

Wok n’ Roll Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ores Mined:	2608
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A CHINESE DEEPSEEK BUZZ THAT WILL MAKE WESTERN TECH COMPANIES GO BYE BYE WITH A $1 TRILLION WIPEOUT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MADNESS AND SEE THE CHAOS UNFOLD IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE RACING PIGS ON LAVA AND BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS FULL OF WACKY CHARACTERS WHO WILL KEEP YOU LAUGHING ALL DAY LONG! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND WATCH THE WORLD BURN (IN A GOOD WAY) ON OUR SERVER!