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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4994 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
we got flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and cows that can breakdance better than any player. not to mention the chickens that have their own underground dance club where they party all night long.
oh, and did i mention the trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, that’s right, you can literally just walk around and pick up diamonds like they’re apples.
plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like “sheep rodeos” and “zombie fashion shows” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). trust me, you won’t regret it!
