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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4876 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?
But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.