Hacker MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ProbationCraft: Where breaking blocks is your punishment and building is your redemption! LOL

Hacker, lol, Focus, sleepy, punishment

Are you tired of dealing with hackers on Fortnite and struggling to focus on your probation papers because of Xanax-induced sleepiness? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your own virtual paradise.

Our server is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing llamas, that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky hackers behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Xanax when you have a world of endless possibilities waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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The Fake SMP: Mostly Vanilla, Kinda Friendly, Slightly Stable, with Slowish Anti-Cheat, and a Few Claims

Ip:, Vanilla, Slowish, Server, INCLUSIVE

Server Name	The Real SMP
Features	Stable and secure atmosphere, Player Shops, Spawn Protection, Giveaways
Discord Server	Join our Discord
IP Address	mc.therealsmp.com
Website	Visit our website

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The Real SMP runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have strict rules against griefing and use anti-cheat systems to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: How can I set up a player shop on the server?

A: To set up a player shop, you can create a shop and sell items to other players. Design your shop how you want it to be and start trading with other players.

Q: Can I build in the spawn area?

A: Spawn is protected to provide a welcoming environment for all players. If you want to build in the spawn area, you can apply for spawn permissions.

Q: How often do you host giveaways on the server?

A: We host regular giveaways as a way to give back to our community. Play with friends and enter giveaways to win exciting prizes.

Q: How can I join The Real SMP community?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “mc.therealsmp.com” in your Minecraft client. Join our Discord server for more updates and interactions with other players.

BoomerBusters – Where Normies Fear the Command Line!

whispering, University, Piece, Tech, new

Are you tired of being called a hacker just for using the command line? Join our Minecraft server and show off your tech skills in a safe and fun environment! Our server is so advanced, even normies and boomers will be impressed by your command line prowess. Plus, rumor has it that using the terminal in our server will make you look like a super cool hacker to all your friends. So come join us and leave those whispers of hacking behind – it’s all about building and mining in our world!

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DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

Red Cross, Police, reservists, tiktok, covid

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

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Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

niglets, Minecraft, Ahhhhhhhh, haaaaackkkkkkkkk, Air

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

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The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

Discord, Semi Vanilla, Staff, real, Play

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Stable & Secure Atmosphere	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

peacekeeping mission, Outrageous, military presence, Peacekeepers, Tensions

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

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Lost Chunk Adventures

ancient civilizations, underwater exploration, historical sites, Chunk, archaeology

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

stream games, hord online, streaming hord, Server, watch hord

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

Shizuko, lessons, Events, Joint Firing Drill, 4koma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

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