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BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crops Grown:	5726	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	556	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4273	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	4128
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!