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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1309 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
