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Ice Quake Fiber Optic Fun
borehole, fiber, fiber optic cable, Fun, Greenland, greenland ice, Ice, ice quakes, ice stream, long tail tags, OpTic, Quake, stick-slip motion, tiny quakes, viscous honey
Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the ice be quakin’ like it’s got a case of the jitters? Well, lemme tell ya, this server be so lit that even the ice in Greenland be gettin’ in on the action!
We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.
If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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The Lab
base, Community, Craftoria, Datapacks, Events, game mode, germany, Lab, Map, Minecraft, Minigames, modded server, Modpack, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla Experience, world border
Overview
Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location Germany
Render Distance 10
Simulation Distance 10
Game Mode Hard
World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick On (usually)
Features
- Banner Flags
- Vanilla Refresh
- Villager Leash
- BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
- Head Database (/head)
- Dynmap
- Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
- Armor statues
FAQ
How long has the server been running?
The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.
Is the map going to reset soon?
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.
What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?
You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Is there a modded server available?
Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
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Earthly Explorer 1.20.1
1.20.1, brown male, cultural norms, desire, Earthly, embracing desires, Explorer, hidden desires, internal conflict, interracial, racial dynamics, secret fantasies, self acceptance journey, self-acceptance, sexual exploration, sexual identity, sexual orientation, Sexuality, shame, shame and desire, societal expectations, taboo, WHITE COCK
Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience!
We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!
Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.
Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.
Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom’sBF>MineGF Minecraft Server
blended families, communication breakdown, divorce aftermath, emotional strain, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Values, father daughter relationship, generational differences, Infidelity, Minecraft, MomsBFMineGF, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Respect, respect for elders, Server, sibling relationships, step parents, trauma support
Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real life chaos! Our server is filled with fun adventures and no Barb’s allowed!
Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

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ChoreCraftRentDeal
ABUSIVE, apartment, Budget, ChoreCraftRentDeal, Chores, compromise, control, disagreement, Friend, friendship, Lesbian, living together, man, moving out, nj, overreacting, personality differences, Rent, roommate
Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t handle a little compromise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of roommate drama and ridiculous reactions!
Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.
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Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?

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ParentalPeculiarities Minecraft SMP
Minecraft, ParentalPeculiarities, smp
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!
Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted tacos, and ride into battle on a giant chicken! Plus, our spawn area is a literal disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, your parents never did anything this wild when they played Minecraft back in the day. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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BlockyGoodNewsMC
BlockyGoodNewsMC, bright side, current events, encouraging news, feel good news, good news, Good Vibes, Happy news, heartwarming news, hopeful news, Inspiring Stories, positive news, positive updates, positivity, Recent Events, Recent News, silver lining, Small victories, tiring, uplifting stories, Watching news
Tired of the real world bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about the epic battles between our players and the legendary Ender Dragon! Who needs boring old news when you can be part of a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but you get the idea)! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (looking at you, Creeper explosions)! So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to our crazy Minecraft universe!

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VictoryCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Victory, victorycraft, War, world news
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is taking over the world and declaring victory against ukraine and nato! build your own russian empire and conquer all the other players with your epic minecraft skills. join now and be part of the most chaotic and insane server you’ll ever experience! who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft?! come join the madness now!

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Trump’s Hot Mess Server
climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate data, climate denial, climate impact, climate policy, climate science, climate science communication, Environmental Science, global warming, hot, Mess, NOAA, reporting call, scientific research, scientists, Server, Trump administration, Trumps, warming weather, weather patterns
come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is always warm and toasty, just like a cozy campfire on a summer night! we got scientists from NOAA running around trying to avoid linking the warm weather to climate change because they’re too busy building massive pixel art structures of donald trump and his toupee! it’s a wild ride full of conspiracy theories and secret government experiments, but hey, at least the sun is shining in our virtual world! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change and minecraft servers!

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69 Four-Way Fun Server
adult content, adventurous, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, four-way 69, foursome, FourWay, Fun, group sex, INTIMATE, Kinky, Naughty, Orgy, Pleasure, Sensual, Server, sexual exploration, sexual position, taboo, Threesome, Wild
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can do a four-way 69? well, this is the place for u, my dude. we got all the tools and blocks u need to make that dream a reality.
imagine building a giant statue of a creeper with a giant dong, or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. the possibilities are endless, man.
plus, we have the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. we even have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties every night.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraft69server

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Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Overview

Features

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

Is the map going to reset soon?

What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?

Is there a modded server available?